Jailbreak

C. sing my jb rap they'll love it i'm sure of it

Blocky: Ich werde in Russland für euch alle kämpfen, experimentiere einfach nicht mit mir BITTE!
SS 1: Hahaha, nein danke.
Blocky: Ich bin der Führer, dummkopf, mein Schnurrbart ist weg
SS 2: Was? Hahahaah!
>Blocky starts to sing the Jailbreak rap.
SS 2: Das ist sehr furchtbar.
SS 1: Ja.
SS 2: Funf Minuten bis wir ankommen!
SS 1: Sehr gut.
Shit....it didn't work. Christ, please get decent ideas.
What should I do?
A- Accept your fate
B- Jump off and risk your life (smh it's like 5 minutes from arriving so it's REALLY risky.)
C- Custom

C. Yell "I'm a Polish spy" as loud as you can - it will surely not lead to anything bad happening and the only possible outcome is that the Germans are very scared of glorious Polska agent.

(12-12-2017, 12:33 PM)Skeletal¹²³™ Wrote: [ -> ]>Blocky starts to sing the Jailbreak rap.

>doesn't work
How does it not work, they obviously don't have good taste smh


C. AFter yelling you are a polish spy have your polish spy friends help you and get you out of here
Edit: and gentle spy

now say you are a german spy

ask for your polish friends to take you to chicago

point at the horizon and say:
i found a polish jew raping your women over there

Blocky: ICH BIN EIN POLNISCHE SPION!
SS 1: Was?
SS 2: Er macht Witze, entspanne den Menschen.
SS 1: Ah.
>Blocky points at the horizon
SS 2: Was?
Blocky: Er ist ein Polnische Juden der deine Frau vergewaltigt!
SS 2: Halt den Mund!
>A jeep comes, bumping in the car.
>4 people comes out, 2 of them shoots at the german people and meanwhle other 2 puts me on their jeep. They run in 20 seconds.
Blocky: Was?
Unknown 1: You can speak English now. Don't worry.
Blocky: Oh. Thank you, I don't know how to pay you back!
Unknown 1: Don't worry bud, we're partisans. Our goal is to sabotage the Nazi army.
Blocky: Do you know where is Hitler?
Unknown 2: Nope. 
Blocky: Oh ok. I wanted to kill him.
Unknown 2 & 1: We too. If we already knew where he is then he'd be already dead from a long time.
Blocky: Ok.
Blocky: Can you take me to Chicago?
Unknown 2: Sure. Is that your home?
Blocky: Well, yeah.
Unknown 2: Then first we'll take you to USSR airport, then bring you to USA. That's our best way.
Blocky: Perfect.
>10 hours later, arriving almost at border between USSR and Germany until...
Unknown 3: Ay pizdec! Fucking German police! 
>A SS car passes by
SS 1: Papiere, bitte.
Unknown 1: Er tur mir leid, ich habe kein Papiere.
SS 1: Kommen hier.
Unknown 1: Ok.
>SS 1 puts Unknown 1 out, cuffing him. And he brings Unknown 1 to somewhere.
SS 2: Du, kommen hier.
Blocky: Ich?
SS 2: Ja, du.
Shit. Probably they know about it. What should I do?
A- Obey
B- Refuse
C- Custom

C - claim you have no knowledge in whatever they are asking and act like a totally different person and use a different name, claiming , "I just want to get back to my home and family in Chicago, they are starving and dying without me and I really need to hurry, I hope you understand, don't you?" so you can hurry up and head back to Chicago.

also what happened to gentle spy (in meaning of what i said as a response last time)

aaaaAAAAAA I forgot it pretend he's number one

(12-13-2017, 04:02 PM)Skeletal¹²³™ Wrote: [ -> ]aaaaAAAAAA I forgot it pretend he's number one

rip gentle