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RE: Blocky's Adventures 2 (revival) - BlueFang24 - 12-10-2017
(12-10-2017, 05:26 AM)Skeletal¹²³™ Wrote: Revived. Didn't expect it? Heh.
The blockhead proceeds to the green door, but not before touching the walls. It seems he feels nothing.
He opens the door, goes in and it closes.
He is falling in an empty pit.
3 days later, the blockhead lands in a school. (shhh rocket)
He is in a cafeteria. It's crowded.
Everyone around him was: Was the heck? How did he arrive there?
What should the Blockhead do?
A. Get out
B. Sit somewhere
C. Custom
Heck are we in school forum game (gotta get in season
)uh get the heck out before you break uh the forum game continuities!!
RE: Blocky's Adventures 2 (revival) - Skeletal¹²³™ - 12-10-2017
(12-10-2017, 10:09 AM)BlueFang24 Wrote: Heck are we in school forum game (gotta get in seasonOk
uh get the heck out before you break uh the forum game continuities!!
He opens the cafeteria's doors and gets out. Oh no, he is in cafeteria again! How could it!
Well, it seems there is only one option: To sit.
Well he sits at F2.
He is next to some strange guy.
He whispers "T̨̡̕͟͞h̡͘͝e̢̛͜ ́͜j̴́ó̢̢̀ù͏r̵̨̧̨̀ņ̷̸͘͝ȩ̸y̵̴͘ ̢̛͢͞i̷̛҉s̶̢ ̷̡͡͡o̷͡͏́v̵͘è̶̶̵ŗ҉҉."
The blockhead sees a hole under him, and falls in it.
Ow. He is in a strange place. Dark and mysterious.
He hears a voice "T̛̕͟h̴̕͘e̶͠ ̀̀͟͢s͟҉h҉̡a̡̕d̶̵́ớw͟҉̶͡ ͘͟͢͜i̧̨s̢̡͡ ҉̵̕͟҉b͘͡į͠g̵̵͜͢g҉̵e̷̷̡͏r̛̀ ̡t̸̛̛͡ḩá̡̀̕n̷̛͝ ̷̵̸̢͘y̶̴͘͞o͜͡͠҉u͢͡҉̸.̛́͢.̸̴̷̛͠.̨̀̕͢͟"
He checks out the shadow and.... OH NO! IT'S A BOSS FIGHT!
BOSS HEALTH: 250/250
BLOCKHEAD: 20/20
A- ATTACK (2-5 Damage)
B- DEFEND (REDUCE 1% OF INCOMING DAMAGE)
C- DODGE (GET 10% CHANCE OF MISSING THE HIT)
D- HEAL YOURSELF (2 Health)
RE: Blocky's Adventures 2 - The Hoff - 12-10-2017
well ripperino no way we can defeat the boss
run as far away as possible and look for a door that can land you in the world of Criminal Business
RE: Blocky's Adventures 2 - Skeletal¹²³™ - 12-10-2017
(12-10-2017, 11:02 AM)The Hoff Wrote: well ripperino no way we can defeat the boss
run as far away as possible and look for a door that can land you in the world of Criminal Business
He tries to find a door.
He finds no door or portal.
The Boss attacks the Blockhead!
-19 Damage!
Blockhead, knowing that he will NEVER die, he puts on all effort.
BOSS HEALTH: 250/250
[b]BLOCKHEAD: 1/50
[b]A- ATTACK (10-30 Damage)
B- DEFEND (REDUCE 99% OF INCOMING DAMAGE)
C- DODGE (GET 0,1% CHANCE OF MISSING THE HIT)
D- HEAL YOURSELF (40 Health)
RE: Blocky's Adventures 2 - The Hoff - 12-10-2017
just die
RE: Blocky's Adventures 2 - Skeletal¹²³™ - 12-10-2017
(12-10-2017, 02:44 PM)The Hoff Wrote: just die
ok
So, he threw himself off the edges.
0/50! Knockout!
Respawning.....
BOSS FI- Wait a moment...
He's not here.... Hmph.
*person narration swap*
Where am I?
Hm.....
>Tries to pull out a lighter out of my pockets
>Tries to light up the lighter
>Oh no, its oil ended.
Fuck. Have to walk.
Wait a moment....
>Hits the ground with foot
Hm.....It seems I should go forward.
>Keeps to go forward, until......a light appeared. Strong one
Oh god! Is that....the end?
Christ, the Light is so inten-
>Teleports to St. Petersburg, 20 October 1917. In a poor house. There's poster: JOIN US WITH BOLSHEVIC REVOLUTION! 24-25 OCTOBER COME AT WINTER PALACE! at my room.
Wow. I wonder what will it happen.
Boy, I'm so hungry.
>Goes to the fridge, opens it, and finds out there's nothing. Not even a single drop of water.
Oh.
Hm.... I'm hungry for real. What should I do?
A- Go buy some food
B- Stay at home hungry
C- Custom
RE: Blocky's Adventures 2 - The Hoff - 12-10-2017
this is a time paradox
the revolution happened in 1917, not 1817.
let the paradox do its damage on the time-space continuum and see what happens
RE: Blocky's Adventures 2 - Skeletal¹²³™ - 12-10-2017
oh shit lol correcting it
RE: Blocky's Adventures 2 - The Hoff - 12-10-2017
(12-10-2017, 04:21 PM)Skeletal¹²³™ Wrote: oh shit lol correcting it
off topic: fucking gay if i saw a paradox unfold it would have been cool
Join the revolution
RE: Blocky's Adventures 2 - The Genghis Khan - 12-11-2017
b u m p