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RE: Blocky's Adventures 2 - Skeletal¹²³™ - 12-11-2017
4 days later without eating...
"Christ, I feel so dizzy. What's today? 24? Good!"
>Goes to the Winter palace with a lot of angry people
"Hmmm"
>People start breaking the gates. Guards starts to open fire.
>a lot of people are dying, but they still successfully to break it.
>People get in. So do I.
>Meanwhile searching Kerenskij, I find a hooded figure. He takes me to somewhere.
>I start to feel slumber. I sleep.
>I wake up. It seems I'm somewhere. In USA? I don't know. I see a lot of strange people shooting each other.
"Eh. I'm hungry, and I have $5 in my pockets. Oh, I find there an Italian local restaurant. It may be shit since we may be in USA but I'm hungry."
What should I do?
A- Go buy food
B- Custom
RE: Blocky's Adventures 2 - Rocket - 12-11-2017
B. Go to Wendy's because that's much better than some Italian local restaurant
RE: Blocky's Adventures 2 - The Genghis Khan - 12-11-2017
B. let's go visit the Vatican
RE: Blocky's Adventures 2 - BlueFang24 - 12-11-2017
(12-11-2017, 10:37 AM)Rocket Wrote: B. Go to Wendy's because that's much better than some Italian local restaurant
also order a kid's meal because you need the toy bad
RE: Blocky's Adventures 2 - Skeletal¹²³™ - 12-11-2017
"Yeah, you're right. Let's go to Wendy's."
>Goes to the Wendy's.
Blocky: Good day. Can I have a kid's meal, please?
Customer: OK. Wait a moment...well nevermind.
>Waits 10 minutes
>Customer gives food
Blocky: Thanks! Goodbye
Customer: Goodbye.
>Goes out, eats the burger and fries. And searches the toy.... oh wait. Didn't find it. Fucking scammers.
Huh, vatican? Sure.
Wait a moment.....I'm broke now. Dammit.
Well nevermind. Time to do something.
>Goes around searching something, suddenly finds a door. And behind that door there's another door.
What should I do?
A- Go to the door
B- Go to that door behind that door
C- Custom
RE: Blocky's Adventures 2 - The Genghis Khan - 12-11-2017
>Goes out, eats the burger and fries. And searches the toy.... oh wait. Didn't find it. Fucking scammers.
Huh, vatican? Sure.
Wait a moment.....I'm broke now. Dammit.
Well nevermind. Time to do something.
>Goes around searching something, suddenly finds a door. And behind that door there's another door.
What should I do?
A- Go to the door
B- Go to that door behind that door
C- Custom
C- let's leave and find a time machine and kill hitler
RE: Blocky's Adventures 2 - Rocket - 12-11-2017
(12-11-2017, 12:36 PM)Skeletal¹²³™ Wrote: Blocky: Good day. Can I have a kid's meal, please?
>Goes out, eats the burger and fries. And searches the toy.... oh wait. Didn't find it. Fucking scammers.
The reason you didn't find a toy was because there's no kid's meal at Wendy's and no toys!
C - Go search the trashcans for the toy that you didn't get because it's Wendy's, not McDonalds.
RE: Blocky's Adventures 2 - Skeletal¹²³™ - 12-11-2017
"Well, your first ideas were normal, but now they are so fucking insane. Search a toy in the trashcans? Well, i'll try."
>Tries to find a toy in the trashcan
>Finds a toy piano
"Nice."
Ok, let's go away.
And....find a time machine? What? And kill hitler? Where do I even find and do that? Jeez.
"Did anybody say time machine" - I hear from someone.
"And kill Hitler....?" - I hear it from someone else
"Well, there you go." - I hear it from that guy
>Instantly teleports in Berlin, 1941, June.
Woah! Where am I... oh. Berlin. Sheisse! SS police coming! I'll try to remember my German lessons.
SS 1: Wer bist du?
Blocky: Ich bin Blocky.
SS 2: Was?
Blocky: Ich. Bin. Blocky.
>SS 1 pulls the toy piano out of me
SS 1: Was ist das?
Blocky: Ich weiss es nicht.
SS 1: Jetzt du musst hier kommen.
Blocky: Warum?
SS 2: Seid d-
Then SS 1 grabs Blocky by force, puts a sack on his head and puts him on the SS car.
>10 hours later
Christ... they finally put off that thing. Wait, where the fuck am I. Science lab? Oh no. Oh, there is still my toy piano.
What should I do....
A- Risk your life by jumping off
B- Accept your face
C- Custom (You are cuffed)
RE: Blocky's Adventures 2 - The Hoff - 12-11-2017
C. "I will fight in Russia for you all just dont experiment on me PLEASE!"
RE: Blocky's Adventures 2 - The Genghis Khan - 12-12-2017
C. "Ich bin der Führer, dummkopf, mein Schnurrbart ist weg"