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RE: Blocky's Adventures 2 - The Hoff - 12-13-2017
pull out a gun from the trunk and gun down the SS
RE: Sorry, but your ISP blocked the forum game. - Skeletal¹²³™ - 12-14-2017
Blocky: Nein deutsche, sorry. What's happening? I want to go back to Chicago with my family, they are starving and dying. Please, just let me go there!"
SS 2: Gut, jetzt wir haben Geisel. Kommen hier.
Blocky: ?? Oh.
>Goes to the trunk of car. Finds 2 suitcases, one blue and one red. It seems they are well-concealed guns because they have a little hole with a trigger in the handle
Unknown 4: Remember, blue is yours.
Which one should I pick?
A- Blue one
B- Red one
????
RE: Sorry, but your ISP blocked the forum game. - The Hoff - 12-14-2017
bl-
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RE: Sorry, but your ISP blocked the forum game. - BlueFang24 - 12-14-2017
Well I like BLUE so I thi-
!ERROR! THIS USER HAS USED UP THEIR MONTHLY DATA LIMIT FOR THE MISCELLANEOUS PACKAGE !ERROR!
RE: Sorry, but your ISP blocked the forum game. - Skeletal¹²³™ - 12-15-2017
>Picks blue case
SS 2: Gut, kommen hier.
>Aims the hole at the SS 2, then pressing the trigger. It threw a dart and it made him sleep
Unknown 3: Good. Now get the fuck out before they find out!
>Gets in the jeep
>After 4 days, we arrive at Switzerland.
Inspector: Papers please, Papiere bitte, Documenti prego, Vos papiers, s'il vous plaît.
Unknown 3: There. These are documents of my cousin and brother.
Inspector: Good. You can pass now.
Unknown 3: Good day!
>We pass the border, now we're safe. We just have to find an airport.
Blocky: Wait, so did you forge these shit out?
Unknown 3: Yeah. Don't worry.
Blocky: ok.
>We arrive at Dübendorf Air Base
Unknown 2: There. Good luck.
>I go to the airport, and buy a ticket to Chicago.
>I go in the plane, and arrive to Chicago
>Now I'm at Chicago Airport, what now?
A- Custom [ONLY AVAIBLE IF YOU BUY THE FORUM GAME PACKAGE ONLY FOR €9.99 PER MONTH!] jk
RE: Sorry, but your ISP blocked the forum game. - BlueFang24 - 12-15-2017
(12-15-2017, 08:20 AM)Skeletal¹²³™ Wrote: A- Custom [ONLY AVAIBLE IF YOU BUY THE FORUM GAME PACKAGE ONLY FOR €9.99 PER MONTH!] jk
BOUGHT
Okay so we are in Chicago so we need to get Chicago deep dish. And you're still in the past I don't know how you will see your family so after you eat pizza go back to Germany to meet Albert Einstein and get him to make you a time machine.
RE: ISP Adventures 2 - Skeletal¹²³™ - 12-15-2017
Alright. Sounds a good deal.
>Goes to the nearest pizzeria that sells deep-dished pizza
Blocky: Good day, can I have a Deep-Dished pizza please?
Customer: Sure. It will be $12.
>Pays $12
Customer: Ok, it will arrive in 15 minutes. Please seat at AB4.
>Sits at AB4
>Waits 15 minutes
Customer: Here's your food. Enjoy your meal!
Blocky: Thanks
>Eats it
>Not bad afterall, but still a heresy.
Blocky: Goodbye!
Ok, time to find Einstein.
Googled his former house. It seems I still have modern internet, huh.
>Goes to Einstein's house
>Knocks hardly
???: WHO THE FUCK IS THERE?
What to reply?
A- Custom
RE: ISP Adventures 2 - The Genghis Khan - 12-15-2017
A: "Das Reich ist für dich da."
RE: ISP Adventures 2 - Rocket - 12-15-2017
A. say nothing and go ahead and hide and wait til he comes out and sneak in behind em
stop with the German or whatever stuff and just talk like a normal human
RE: Blocky Adventures - Skeletal¹²³™ - 12-15-2017
>when you get two answers that contradicts each other
Blocky: Das Reich ist für dich da
???: What the fuck?
>Hears phones callling
>Goes to hide somewhere
>10 minutes after, some unknown guy that is not Einstein comes out.
>After 5 minutes, cops show up.
>The guy that called the cops explains the situations. Cops leaved.
>Sneaks behind the guy. Goes in the house.
Hmm....it seems Albert isn't here. Or he's just in his room.
Where should I go?
A- In his room
B- In the common room
C- In the kitchen
D- In the custom
E- Custom