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RE: Blocky Adventures - The Hoff - 12-28-2017

B. Attempt to tame the thing


RE: Blocky's Adventures zwei - BlueFang24 - 12-28-2017

Reach back into your pocket and pull out the lightsaber that has been there the whole time. Ignite it and slice a circle in the floor to fall through!


RE: Blocky's Adventures zwei - The Genghis Khan - 12-28-2017

b. shout "I AM THE GAY LORD AND YOU SHALL OBEY ME. KNEEL BEFORE ME."


RE: Blocky Adventures - Skeletal¹²³™ - 12-29-2017

>Tries to tame the dark figure
>The dark figure ignores it
Oh, as Khan told me..
I shouted: "I AM THE GAY LORD AND YOU SHALL OBEY ME. KNEEL BEFORE ME!"
Fuck. He still ignored me.
>Reaches back
>Pulls out a lightsaber
>Cuts a circle below me
>Falls in some abyss
>Instantly wakes up in a railway in a metro
Huh. Nightmare I guess.
>Goes forward until...
>I see communists and nazis fighting. Holy shit!
>Sees a dead body, picks up the weapons.
Hmm.....
>Some makeshift train comes to run me over.
SHIT!
>Dies
Shit! Where am I?
Narrator: It's a prank! Everything was staged, from when you got lost to now!
wat
Narrator: ok what now
Me: idk
Narrator: ok
Ok since I have no idea I'm halting until I get some ideas.



RE: Blocky's Adventures zwei - The Hoff - 12-29-2017

Consult the Idea Fairy


RE: Blocky's Adventures zwei - BlueFang24 - 12-29-2017

No consult yourself and find out what you want for Christmas!


RE: Blocky's Adventures zwei - The Genghis Khan - 12-29-2017

Blocky shall truly start his reign of the Gay lord! A new age shall begin!


RE: Blocky's Adventures zwei - Communism - 01-01-2018

punch narrator in face


RE: Blocky's Adventures zwei - Skeletal¹²³™ - 01-02-2018

(01-01-2018, 11:05 PM)Communism Wrote: punch narrator in face
>Punchs the narrator in the face
Narrator: Ow! Why did you do that?
Blocky: Because someone told me to do that
Narrator: oh ok
Narrator: still no ideas though


RE: Blocky's Adventures zwei - The Hoff - 01-02-2018

"basketball american consult the idea fairy"