Jailbreak Stories

Jailbreak Stories

Jailbreak Stories is where you post past experiences of Jailbreak, whether they be funny, horrifying, or just plain epic.

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When everyone was spamming Mark.GAY for like 4 rounds

Awesome Riots Done Quick

this guy made a thing called "awesome riots done quick" as a joke as i kept wanting to riot and crap, and i made it a thing where you had to kill the warden as fast as possible after 9:00. i caught onto the joke and starting doing a bunch of "awards", including one where you won a "gold x award" (the fake award in the bubsy 3d game) if you were fast enough, as well as your typical gold (20 seconds) and platinum (15 seconds) stuff. it ended up being fun trying to kill the warden p fast, and more often than not we killed the warden within the time limit.

I was there.

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When everyone was spamming Mark.GAY for like 4 rounds

Oh god. I was there, I think.

Title: 8 retards 1 runner

Story: So on January 22, 2017 (the day I posted this) at about 10:50 AM, I lost a lr fr match against Clockworker because I didn't know how to hug, thus I was supposed to die. However, it didn't happen for quite some time. First it started with warden, who was trying to baton me. I ran away as fast as I can to a corridor leading to the game room, but it proved to be a fatal mistake for me, so instead I changed direction and ran to the entrance of the laser room, where hopefully I can actually live a little bit long. While I was running for my life, Clockworker ends up getting killed in the process. I was about to cry for his accidental death, but then he revived himself, so I didn't. Around 5 seconds after Clockworker revived himself, warden finally announces me to be kill on sight, and all guards either had a HMG or baton, trying to shoot or whack me to death. Although it was at this point I knew I was gonna die, but if I wanted to die, I'd do it making a fool out of them. So, for about 10 seconds of avoiding death, I avoided all the batons and bullets the guards were trying to give me, and finally I die with HMG bullets smashing my skull, instantly killing me.

Title: 8 retards 1 runner

Story: So on January 22, 2017 (the day I posted this) at about 10:50 AM, I lost a lr fr match against Clockworker because I didn't know how to hug, thus I was supposed to die. However, it didn't happen for quite some time. First it started with warden, who was trying to baton me.  I ran away as fast as I can  to a corridor leading to the game room, but it proved to be a fatal mistake for me, so instead I changed direction and ran to the entrance of the laser room, where hopefully I can actually live a little bit long.  While I was running for my life, Clockworker ends up getting killed in the process. I was about to cry for his accidental death, but then he revived himself, so I didn't. Around 5 seconds after Clockworker revived himself, warden finally announces me to be kill on sight, and all guards either had a HMG or baton, trying to shoot or whack me to death. Although it was at this point I knew I was gonna die, but if I wanted to die, I'd do it making a fool out of them. So, for about 10 seconds of avoiding death, I avoided all the batons and bullets the guards were trying to give me, and finally I die with HMG bullets smashing my skull, instantly killing me.

a true hero indeed

this guy made a thing called "awesome riots done quick"

tfw u get no proper credit

Title: 8 retards 1 runner

Story: So on January 22, 2017 (the day I posted this) at about 10:50 AM, I lost a lr fr match against Clockworker because I didn't know how to hug, thus I was supposed to die. However, it didn't happen for quite some time. First it started with warden, who was trying to baton me.  I ran away as fast as I can  to a corridor leading to the game room, but it proved to be a fatal mistake for me, so instead I changed direction and ran to the entrance of the laser room, where hopefully I can actually live a little bit long.  While I was running for my life, Clockworker ends up getting killed in the process. I was about to cry for his accidental death, but then he revived himself, so I didn't. Around 5 seconds after Clockworker revived himself, warden finally announces me to be kill on sight, and all guards either had a HMG or baton, trying to shoot or whack me to death. Although it was at this point I knew I was gonna die, but if I wanted to die, I'd do it making a fool out of them. So, for about 10 seconds of avoiding death, I avoided all the batons and bullets the guards were trying to give me, and finally I die with HMG bullets smashing my skull, instantly killing me.

I was there for that. I was dying to say the least.

I don't remember when this happened, other then after the big update to Moon.

So I had a knife, and the warden sent all the prisoners to the laser room. At the laser room, a guard got close to the mob of prisoners, and I decided to try to stab him.

I fail the first stab, so I expected myself to be wiped off the face of the Earth by the HMG, but instead, the guard takes out his baton and 1v1 melees me with all the prisoners watching.

I lost.

I killed all the guards 2 rounds in a row, AND killed most of the guards for the whole entire time (every round) of the map "desert" was up.