Criminal Business

here is my plan:
drive the highway until it splits then go the way that doesent have the police then drive and hope there is no polis

will it continue to decay if we go to the black market to sell stuff or n

YES, but you may get ambushed on the way there

The Crimson Mafia agrees on the proportions of the cut shown (in the previous update).

-36 AK47s
-36 MP5s
-72 Glock 18s
-30 7.62 ammo
-90 9mm ammo
-$100,000

SUBMACHINE GUN: MP5
Origin: Germany
Damage: 30
Firerate: Up to 30 rounds per action in auto
Accuracy: 45%
Range: 30%
Clip Size: 30
Reload Time: 1 action
Armor Penetration: 3
Fire Mode: Full auto
Special Traits: The only Submachine Gun that can be glided. Also has a machine pistol version called the MP5k.

Drugs collected and stored. In a raid, there will be extra effort required by the raiders to steal these.

Storage space: 50% full

Speaking of raid, a large group of vigilantes, paired with Alesaba and two familiar faces, break in. About 10 people, all armed with AK47s with attached Bayonets. 

The first line of defense are 5 Negev turrets. They kill about 4 of them before their users get killed.
The second line of defense are mobile guards, armed with Galils, AK47s, and SCAR Ls. They fight off the rest of the vigilantes and Alesaba at the cost of 4 guards, but the two familiar faces make it to Angela and break into the storage.

Angela is astonished! Milo and Boris, the two guys from the Wells Fargo heist that have not been paid, have come to exact revenge on Angela for neglect.

Milo: You almost left me for dead, and did not compensate for it. Now you shall have a taste of your medicine, no compensation.

Boris: Вы довольно жадная и эгоистичная сука. (You are quite the greedy and selfish bitch.)

Roll for First Actor: 1 for Boris, 2 for Milo, 3 for Angela.
Roll: 3

Angela sprays her AK aiming for Boris, who is wrecking the LSD lab.

LSD Lab HP: 80/100

Boris HP: 150/150
Boris AP: 100/100, absorbs 35% of damage

Roll for Accuracy: 50% (roll 50 or below to hit)
Damage value for AK47: 40 -> 26 with armor's damage reduction; 4 Armor Pen
(Shots to kill Boris: 6)
4 
16 
46  
67  
99  
21 
78 
72  
94 
79  
40  
34  
AK-47 Ammo: 18(30)/600 [the 7.62 ammo packs had 30 bullets each. 30*20=600]

Boris is dead.

Angela reloads. Milo charges at her with a bayonet.
Roll for accuracy: 30% (30 and below to hit, 31 to 50 to deflect, 51 to 100 to miss)
Roll: 100 (lol rip milo)

Milo misses! He rushes to the LSD lab to damage it further.

LSD Lab HP: 60/100

AK47 Ammo: 30(30)/588

Milo's HP: 150/150
Milo's AP: 100/100 (absorbs 35% of damage)

Roll for accuracy: 50% (yall know how it is)
6 shots to kill Milo
14  
15  
67  
49  
39  
26  
89
86  
27 
AK47 ammo: 21(30)/588
Milo is dead.
Angela reloads.
AK47 ammo: 30(30)/579

Defense successful! 
Losses:
8 guards
40 HP of the LSD Lab

The 3 advanced printers are being set up. 
(It will take 1 update to set 1 up, 2 updates to set 2 of them up, and 3 updates to set ALL of them up.)

The humvee is sent back to Brandon's house for repair.

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here is my plan:
drive the highway until it splits then go the way that doesent have the police then drive and hope there is no polis

Hitojo goes on Power Road, which bypasses the part of AZ-87 that has the Highway Patrol patrolling it. 

He gets slowed down on the roadwork sections. The little highway patrol that is there didn't really care for what's inside his van.

Eventually he arrives at Payson, and locates the abandoned buffet where is the base is supposed to be at.

Seems like all the doors are locked, and all the windows are boarded up with wood and glass. A katana isn't that great at breaking up wood or glass. 

Then on the corner of his eye, he sees some lumberjack-looking dude pulling up on the base, full of crates of god knows what. He's wielding a fireaxe. 

He knocks on the back door.

what can i do now

i ask the man that i must do some cultural thingy inside the abandoned buffet and that he may open up
then show off mu katana as proof

wow wtf hoff ur mom gay

fix the lsd lab

ignore this

what happened to deleting posts I was sure that was a thing in the early days of JBF

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fix the lsd lab

LSD Lab fixed for $400 ($10 per HP lost)

Advanced Printer 1 is completely set up!

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i ask the man that i must do some cultural thingy inside the abandoned buffet and that he may open up
then show off mu katana as proof

The guy trying to get in looks nothing like a Jap, or East Asian at all. He is your typical fatass rural white trash redneck wearing some Confederate flag shirt. 

With Hitojo not being good at English, or having good ideas about "some cultural thingy," he just tries to behead the redneck with the katana with success.

(From now on, in order to nerf beheadings using melee weapons, an accuracy roll is needed, which varies according to the weapon. This only applies to insta-kill moves. Usual moves do not need an accuracy roll unless provided otherwise)

Now Hitojo possesses a fireaxe.


Fireaxe
Damage: 20-30. 100 on neck, heart, back, or top of head. Can cut off limbs.
Accuracy (for instakill moves): 35%
Rate of Fire: Once per action
Armor Penetration: 0
Special Traits: Can break most non-metallic materials.

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what can i do now

As I said, do missions for russian bratva or drive around arizona looking for sideline work (as you did with the Wills)
but guess what
theres a Russian Bratva mission

prepare for references


Mission for the Russian Bratva: Spokoynyy Nochyy, Dzharet

Borislav is summoned to Yasha from Russia. Instead of Sergei, who usually runs, or ran, the front and had leads the underlings of the Bratva, there is Vadim.

Vadim: Произошла большая трагедия. Нижестоящий, второй в команде ... он был убит в руках старого врага. (A great tragedy has happened. The underboss, the second in command.... he has been slaughtered in the hands of an old enemy.)

Borislav: Сергей был убит? Кем? (Sergei has been murdered? By who?)

Vadim: Старый враг. Один из величайших врагов Братвы. Ибо, несмотря на то, что там был только один из них, ну, два, эти двое из тех МАТЕРИ, УНИЧТОЖЕННЫХ НАШЕЙ БРАТВОЙ В НЬЮ-ЙОРКЕ! ОН ДОЛЖЕН БЫТЬ ВЗРЫВОМ, НО НЕ ПРЕЖДЕ ЧЕМ ПРИСУТСТВОВАТЬ ДОЖДЬ ПОВЫШЕНИЙ БЮЛЛЕТОВ ЮСТИЦИИ! (An old enemy. One of the greatest enemies of the Bratva. For despite there being only one of him, well, two, those two of those MOTHERFUCKERS DESTROYED OUR BRATVA IN NEW YORK! HE MUST BURN IN HELL, BUT NOT BEFORE A RAIN OF FUCKING BULLETS OF JUSTICE HAVE RAINED UPON HIM!)

Borislav: Успо- (Calm-)

Vadim: И ПОДАВАТЬ ЭТО! ЕГО БРАТ И ЕГО ВЕСЬ СЕМЬЯ ДОЛЖНА ПРИНИМАТЬ БУЛЕТЫ СЛИШКОМ! ОН УБИЛ МОЙ СТАРЫЙ ДРУГ! (AND FUCK IT! HIS BROTHER AND HIS WHOLE FAMILY SHOULD TAKE THE BULLETS TOO! HE KILLED MY OLD FRIEND!)

Borislav: Ну, Вадим, мы ничего не сможем сделать с этими ублюдками, если вы дадите нам что-нибудь о них. (Well, Vadim, we can't do anything about those bastards if you give us something about them. )

Vadim: Вы когда-нибудь слышали о Героях Брайтон-Бич? (You ever heard of the Heroes of Brighton Beach?)

Borislav: Простите, я жил в Чикаго, а не в Нью-Йорке. Просветите меня. (I'm sorry, I was living in Chicago, not New York. Enlighten me.)

Vadim: Ну, когда наши парни в Нью-Йорке бомбили этот университет по какой-то причине, мы это делали, потому что мы хотели уничтожить некоторых молодых, но важных людей в украинской Братве. Один из них был сыном босса. Другим был призывник, чья подруга брата была проституткой, освобожденной от нас. Ну, сын босса мертв, но этот хитман и его брат все еще рядом. Их именами были Джаррет и Аарон. Это Герои Брайтон-Бич. (Well, when our dudes in New York bombed that one university for whatever reason, we were doing it because we wanted to eliminate some young yet important individuals in the Ukrainian Bratva. One of them was the boss's son. Another was a conscripted hitman, whose brother's girlfriend was a prostitute freed from us. Well, the boss's son is dead, but that hitman, and his brother, are still around. Their names were Jarret and Aaron. Those are the Heroes of Brighton Beach.)

Borislav: Ooooooh. Эти ублюдки. (Those motherfuckers.)

Vadim: Они называют себя блядными бдительности, но они были соратниками украинской Братвы. После того, как они сильно испортили наш раздел в Нью-Йорке, они исчезли. Мы не знали, где они, и мы боялись их восстания. Наши страхи были реализованы, когда член российской Братвы сообщил, что Сергей был найден застреленным после нашей атаки на этот террористический улей. Мы думали, что это Алесаба, но была записка. (They call themselves fucking vigilantes, but they were associates of the Ukrainian Bratva. After they fucked up our New York section badly, they disappeared. We didn't know where they were, and we feared of their reinsurgence. Our fears were realized, when a Russian Bratva member reported that Sergei was found shot dead after our attack on that terrorist hive. We thought it was Alesaba, but there was a note.)

Vadim passes the note. It says:

Hey you Russian fucks, we did not forget about you. We destroyed you in New York and we can banish you from Phoenix too, even if we didn't want to.

Vadim: Один из наших информантов отследил их. Я покажу вам, где их дом. (One of our informants tracked them. I will show you where their house is.)


Another slip of paper is given to Borislav, with the address written on it.

Vadim: Я знаю, что ты часть немца. Ну, у этих квази-хокалов на их стороне был какой-то немецкий чувак. Просто скажите, что вы связаны с ними, сделайте их удобными. Тогда сделайте свое правосудие за славу Братвы и устраните Гарфилдс как надежную угрозу. (I know that you are part-German. Well, those quasi-khokals used to have some German dude on their side. Just say that you are related to them, make them comfortable. Then do your justice for the glory of the Bratva, and to eliminate the Garfields as a credible threat.)

Mission Objective: Slaughter all the Garfields. Focus on the two brothers, Jarret and Aaron.


You have the SPAS-12, Makarov, and Kitchen Knife from the AIC heist.

This mission is going to be interesting to watch.

lets go inside and loot the stuff inside and perhaps loot some enemy heads while at it

Check the address, and look where it leads to.

oH FUCK epic ((wouldnt we know about this or n))

edit pt2 electric boogaloo: what stuff can we do inside the base