Criminal Business

god dammit brandon

get out of the humvee and tell everyone to get on the ground, shoot the bank tellers and/or manager

place the jammer as quick as possible and activate it to prevent people from calling the cops

The radio jammer is planted in the humvee and is activated.

Everyone ducks out of the humvee. The humvee smashes through the lobby, running over everyone there. 

HUMVEE ARMOR: 400/500 (absorbs 90% of damage)
HUMVEE HP: 490/500 (running over the lobby took 100 hp, reduced to 10 by armor)

The radio jammer succeeds. All phones, pagers, radios, and alarms were deactivated in and near the bank. Police prioritization is delayed for now. However, it got damaged by the run-in. (Radio jammer's effects will last until next update for this heist)

Vigilante Priority: 4 stars Prepare to face tough vigilantes.

Boris, Brandon, and Milo, being good gunmen, slaughter any remaining people in the lobby.
Angela rushes ahead and holds the guards hostage.

Angela: "NO TRIGGER ALARM! NO CALL 911! NO FIGHT US! DON'T DO THOSE THINGS FOR LIVE!"

A minion of the Crimson Mafia named Vitaly who had previous experience with drills and saws opens up the vault using a saw.

Chance of Successful Opening: 30%
Roll: 94

The saw breaks, but he tries again with the drill.

Chance of Successful Opening: 70%
Roll: 56

The vault door has been drilled through. He crawls through the hole.

Vault Money: $820,435

HOLY. SHIT.

It will take 3 updates to take every single dollar in the vault. For a while, Angela must keep a tight leash on the guards, and the three gunmen in the lobby must search the bank for anything else or to defend it.

The First Wave of Vigilantes arrived.
Vigilante 1
HP: 150/150
Weapon: P90

Vigilante 2
HP: 50/50
AP: 50/50 (absorbs 25% of damage)
Weapon: Double-Barreled Shotgun

Vigilante 3
HP: 125/125
AP: 50/50 (absorbs 15% of damage)
Weapon: MP5

Boris focuses on Vigilante 1.
Milo focuses on Vigilante 2.
Brandon focuses on Vigilante 3.

They all aim their M4s on them.
Boris's turn.
Accuracy: 45%
Roll: 15 (hit, vig 1's hp is 110/150)
Roll: 23 (hit, vig 1's hp is 70/150)
Roll: 56 (miss)
Roll: 84 (miss)
Roll: 32 (hit, vig 1's hp is 30/150)
Roll: 98 (miss)
Roll: 3 (hit, vig 1 is dead)

Vigilante 1 falls dead, still clutching his P90.
Boris's M4 ammo: 23(30)/150

Vigilante 2's turn. He puts his DB shotgun on double-fire mode and aims for Boris. He is within range (range is 4)
Accuracy: 50
Roll: 4 (hit, Boris would lose 60 HP, but his armor absorbs 50% of the damage. Boris's HP is 70/100, his AP is 43/50)
Roll: 57 (miss)
He reloads.

Milo's turn.
Accuracy: 45%
Roll: 29 (hit, vig 2's armor absorbs 25% of damage, so the M4 will deal about 30 damage to him. Vig 2's HP is 20/50, his armor is 45/50)
Roll: 17 (hit, vig 2 dies)
Milo's M4 ammo: 28(30)/90

Vigilante 3's turn. He focuses on Milo.
The MP5 deals 30 damage, and its armor pen is 3. More details available if you pick it up.
Accuracy: 50% (for the MP5)
Roll: 29 (hit, Milo's armor absorbs 50% damage. Milo's HP is 85/100, his AP is 47/50)
Roll: 74 (miss)
Roll: 16 (hit, Milo's HP is 70/100, his AP is 44/50)

But then Brandon fires back on Vig 3.
Accuracy: 45%
Roll: 16 (hit, Vig 3's armor absorbs 15% of damage, so the M4 deals 34 damage to him. Vig 3's HP is 91/125, and his AP is 45/50)
Roll: 61 (miss)
Roll: 12 (hit, vig 3's HP is 57/125 and his AP is 40/50)
Roll: 10 (hit, vig 3's HP is 23/125 and his AP is 35/50)
Roll: 20

Vigilante 3 dodges that attack! He blind-fires his MP5 on Boris.
Roll: 2 (hit, Boris has 65/100 HP, 42/50 AP)
Roll: 84 (miss)
Roll: 36 (miss)
Roll: 75 (miss)
Roll: 74 (miss)
Roll: 67 (miss)
Roll: 91 (miss)

frustrated by the inaccuracy of the MP5, Vigilante 3 crawls to the Double Barrel Shotgun.

Milo predicts it and quickdraws the Colt Python and shoots at Vigilante 3.
Accuracy: 40%
Roll: 95

He misses.

Vigilante 3 was able to grab the double barrel shotgun, jumps out, and fires upon Milo.
Accuracy: 50%
Roll: 47 (hit, Milo's HP: 40/100|Milo's AP: 37/50)
Roll: 3 (hit, Milo's HP: 10/100|Milo's AP: 30/50)

Boris fires upon Vigilante 3 with the M4.
Roll: 40 (hit, Vig 3 dies)

The battle has ended. All the vigilantes are dead, but Milo is in critical condition. Angela has the medkit.

Meanwhile, Angela notices that one of the guards is trying to reach for something. It's either a gun or a walkie-talkie. Thus she pulls out a Colt Python and aims for him.

Accuracy: 40%
Roll: 36

Wells Fargo Guard 1's HP: 40/100

Angela: STOP!