Criminal Business
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The Hoff


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09-15-2017, 11:37 PM -
(09-15-2017, 08:30 PM)Communism Wrote: holy shit

just buy the things, dont risk getting shot by the guy
you have a colt python you can fight back

The Crimson Mafia (CM) Buyer hastily buys the pile of parts despite its outrageous price, fearing getting shot by the guy's revolver despite you having a better one

He gives the vendor the $50,000 for the pile of parts....

Chance of not being scammed: 30%
Roll: 93

Vendor: GET FUCKED!

The CM Buyer is angered, and he quickdraws a Colt Python.
Accuracy: 40%
Roll: 64
Scammer's HP: 50/50

He is starting to run away.
Scammer's Range from CM Buyer: 11 (Colt Python's range is 40)

The CM Buyer screams: "THIS GUY IS RUNNING AWAY WITH MY MONEY!"

Some of the bystanders, who have been frequent visitors of the black market and know some of the scammers, pursue the scammer and stop him.
Paranoid that the bystanders will take the money as well, the CM Buyer gets up close and personal to get the money back.

Bystander 1: Be careful in this place. Scammers everywhere will steal your money or give you shittier... shit than they promise. Or they can just outright shoot you.

Scammer (pinned by the two bystanders): Fucker.

Bystander 2: Take that damn money back. And fuck it, go ahead and steal all his shit too. That is the price he is gonna pay for scamming. Heh heh heh.

+$50000 regained

The two bystanders start beating the shit out of the scammer.

The CM Buyer grabs the three piles of parts from the scammer's stand for literally free.

Buylist:
Pile of Parts 1 - stolen
Pile of Parts 2 - stolen
Pile of Parts 3 - stolen
Regular Printer - $5000

Then he navigates to the shotgun section of the black market.

One vendor is offering a AA-12 shotgun for $8,000, complete with a drum magazine.
Another vendor has 10 golden Sawned-Off Shotguns, each starting at $10,000 and more or less depending on quality.
Than a third vendor, this time dressed in Russian Bratva uniform, is selling 15 Saiga-12 shotguns, each being $6,200-6,500.
A fourth vendor, typing something on his phone while waiting for a customer, is selling a SPAS-12 shotgun, with a few extra fancy high-tech details. No price is seen.
A fifth vendor, a fat gun-loving redneck, has a diverse collection of Ithaca 37s, Mossberg 500s, Remington 870s, Sawed off Remington 870s, Beretta 686s, Browning Auto 5s, and Double Barrel Shotguns. His stand alone is overwhelming to the eyes.

Then he moves on to the rifle section of the black market, placed next to a makeshift firing range.
A Chinese vendor is offering to give you a Type-56 rifle or QBZ-95 rifle for a real AK-47 rifle or $5400. There appears to be 5 Type-56s hanging on his stand.
A mobster who is operating another rifle stand is seen pressuring a buyer into trading a Type-56 from the Chinese vendor for an Galil.
A guy decked out in Belgian-themed clothing is selling shipments of SCAR-Hs and SCAR-Ls. He can be seen with a P90 on his back. The SCAR-Hs start at $9000, the SCAR-Ls start at $6000.
Some sort of a hooded figure has golden AK-47s hung on his stand for all its glory to see. No price seen for the golden rifles, but there is a sign stating "I glorify your AK - $40,000!"
A gun nerd with an Ushanka has just a table with a strange gun on it. However, there is a homemade water tank next to it large enough to fit a person. In there is a guy in scuba gear firing the same gun that is on the table underwater. Some people look on, amazed at how such a gun can fire underwater.
At the firing range, some guy is shooting an AUG, with the person next to him holding a G36 for him. Perhaps one can ask them where they got the guns.

The equipment section is barren except for a Muslim selling homemade bombs and suicide vests. Noticing the CM Buyer, he throws one of those bombs in a large open area in the corner, and lets it detonate. The bomb, which is a grenade, explodes. Than there were a series of smaller explosions 5 seconds later, and then some sharpnel. The CM buyer drops his jaw at such a powerful and devastating grenade. The guy offers $10,000 per grenade, or $55,000 for the suicide vest, with 5 of those grenades attached to them. Only 6 grenades and one suicide vest remain.
BL_ID: 42057

hello. if you happened to come back to this dead forum to re-read my forum games, i.e. The Vigilante, Infinity Tower, Criminal Business (for nostalgia?), you are out of luck. I saved each game to my computer in PDF form. Needless to say, these forum games are probably deleted. However, if you pm me on Discord (Oh shit, he#4107), I might be able to give them to you.

Why?
1. too much references to stuff close IRL friends or family will understand.
2. shit writing
3. a few things in CB prob put me on a list

So yeah.


Messages In This Thread
Criminal Business - by The Hoff - 08-14-2017, 11:08 PM
RE: Criminal Business [Diplomacy] - by The Hoff - 09-14-2017, 09:38 PM
RE: Criminal Business [Diplomacy] - by Communism - 09-14-2017, 08:38 PM
RE: Criminal Business [Diplomacy] - by The Hoff - 09-15-2017, 06:02 PM
RE: Criminal Business [Diplomacy] - by Communism - 09-15-2017, 08:30 PM
RE: Criminal Business [Diplomacy] - by The Hoff - 09-15-2017, 11:37 PM
RE: Criminal Business [Diplomacy] - by Communism - 09-17-2017, 02:13 PM
RE: Criminal Business [Diplomacy] - by The Hoff - 09-19-2017, 09:18 PM
RE: Criminal Business [Diplomacy] - by The Hoff - 09-22-2017, 10:15 AM
RE: Criminal Business [Diplomacy] - by Communism - 09-22-2017, 05:55 PM
RE: Criminal Business [Diplomacy] - by The Hoff - 09-23-2017, 01:01 AM
RE: Criminal Business - by Skeletal¹²³™ - 01-07-2018, 12:12 PM
RE: Criminal Business - by Communism - 01-07-2018, 01:26 PM
RE: Criminal Business - by The Hoff - 01-07-2018, 03:18 PM
RE: Criminal Business - by Communism - 01-07-2018, 05:29 PM
RE: Criminal Business - by The Hoff - 01-08-2018, 12:56 PM
RE: Criminal Business - by Communism - 01-08-2018, 01:02 PM
RE: Criminal Business - by The Hoff - 01-08-2018, 01:39 PM
RE: Criminal Business - by Communism - 01-08-2018, 02:19 PM
RE: Criminal Business - by The Hoff - 01-09-2018, 06:08 PM
RE: Criminal Business - by Skeletal¹²³™ - 01-08-2018, 01:41 PM
RE: Criminal Business - by The Hoff - 01-08-2018, 07:04 PM
RE: Criminal Business - by The Hoff - 06-22-2018, 10:08 PM

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