12-11-2017, 03:42 PM -
"Well, your first ideas were normal, but now they are so fucking insane. Search a toy in the trashcans? Well, i'll try."
>Tries to find a toy in the trashcan
>Finds a toy piano
"Nice."
Ok, let's go away.
And....find a time machine? What? And kill hitler? Where do I even find and do that? Jeez.
"Did anybody say time machine" - I hear from someone.
"And kill Hitler....?" - I hear it from someone else
"Well, there you go." - I hear it from that guy
>Instantly teleports in Berlin, 1941, June.
Woah! Where am I... oh. Berlin. Sheisse! SS police coming! I'll try to remember my German lessons.
SS 1: Wer bist du?
Blocky: Ich bin Blocky.
SS 2: Was?
Blocky: Ich. Bin. Blocky.
>SS 1 pulls the toy piano out of me
SS 1: Was ist das?
Blocky: Ich weiss es nicht.
SS 1: Jetzt du musst hier kommen.
Blocky: Warum?
SS 2: Seid d-
Then SS 1 grabs Blocky by force, puts a sack on his head and puts him on the SS car.
>10 hours later
Christ... they finally put off that thing. Wait, where the fuck am I. Science lab? Oh no. Oh, there is still my toy piano.
What should I do....
A- Risk your life by jumping off
B- Accept your face
C- Custom (You are cuffed)
>Tries to find a toy in the trashcan
>Finds a toy piano
"Nice."
Ok, let's go away.
And....find a time machine? What? And kill hitler? Where do I even find and do that? Jeez.
"Did anybody say time machine" - I hear from someone.
"And kill Hitler....?" - I hear it from someone else
"Well, there you go." - I hear it from that guy
>Instantly teleports in Berlin, 1941, June.
Woah! Where am I... oh. Berlin. Sheisse! SS police coming! I'll try to remember my German lessons.
SS 1: Wer bist du?
Blocky: Ich bin Blocky.
SS 2: Was?
Blocky: Ich. Bin. Blocky.
>SS 1 pulls the toy piano out of me
SS 1: Was ist das?
Blocky: Ich weiss es nicht.
SS 1: Jetzt du musst hier kommen.
Blocky: Warum?
SS 2: Seid d-
Then SS 1 grabs Blocky by force, puts a sack on his head and puts him on the SS car.
>10 hours later
Christ... they finally put off that thing. Wait, where the fuck am I. Science lab? Oh no. Oh, there is still my toy piano.
What should I do....
A- Risk your life by jumping off
B- Accept your face
C- Custom (You are cuffed)
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