12-13-2017, 02:40 PM -
Blocky: ICH BIN EIN POLNISCHE SPION!
SS 1: Was?
SS 2: Er macht Witze, entspanne den Menschen.
SS 1: Ah.
>Blocky points at the horizon
SS 2: Was?
Blocky: Er ist ein Polnische Juden der deine Frau vergewaltigt!
SS 2: Halt den Mund!
>A jeep comes, bumping in the car.
>4 people comes out, 2 of them shoots at the german people and meanwhle other 2 puts me on their jeep. They run in 20 seconds.
Blocky: Was?
Unknown 1: You can speak English now. Don't worry.
Blocky: Oh. Thank you, I don't know how to pay you back!
Unknown 1: Don't worry bud, we're partisans. Our goal is to sabotage the Nazi army.
Blocky: Do you know where is Hitler?
Unknown 2: Nope.
Blocky: Oh ok. I wanted to kill him.
Unknown 2 & 1: We too. If we already knew where he is then he'd be already dead from a long time.
Blocky: Ok.
Blocky: Can you take me to Chicago?
Unknown 2: Sure. Is that your home?
Blocky: Well, yeah.
Unknown 2: Then first we'll take you to USSR airport, then bring you to USA. That's our best way.
Blocky: Perfect.
>10 hours later, arriving almost at border between USSR and Germany until...
Unknown 3: Ay pizdec! Fucking German police!
>A SS car passes by
SS 1: Papiere, bitte.
Unknown 1: Er tur mir leid, ich habe kein Papiere.
SS 1: Kommen hier.
Unknown 1: Ok.
>SS 1 puts Unknown 1 out, cuffing him. And he brings Unknown 1 to somewhere.
SS 2: Du, kommen hier.
Blocky: Ich?
SS 2: Ja, du.
Shit. Probably they know about it. What should I do?
A- Obey
B- Refuse
C- Custom
SS 1: Was?
SS 2: Er macht Witze, entspanne den Menschen.
SS 1: Ah.
>Blocky points at the horizon
SS 2: Was?
Blocky: Er ist ein Polnische Juden der deine Frau vergewaltigt!
SS 2: Halt den Mund!
>A jeep comes, bumping in the car.
>4 people comes out, 2 of them shoots at the german people and meanwhle other 2 puts me on their jeep. They run in 20 seconds.
Blocky: Was?
Unknown 1: You can speak English now. Don't worry.
Blocky: Oh. Thank you, I don't know how to pay you back!
Unknown 1: Don't worry bud, we're partisans. Our goal is to sabotage the Nazi army.
Blocky: Do you know where is Hitler?
Unknown 2: Nope.
Blocky: Oh ok. I wanted to kill him.
Unknown 2 & 1: We too. If we already knew where he is then he'd be already dead from a long time.
Blocky: Ok.
Blocky: Can you take me to Chicago?
Unknown 2: Sure. Is that your home?
Blocky: Well, yeah.
Unknown 2: Then first we'll take you to USSR airport, then bring you to USA. That's our best way.
Blocky: Perfect.
>10 hours later, arriving almost at border between USSR and Germany until...
Unknown 3: Ay pizdec! Fucking German police!
>A SS car passes by
SS 1: Papiere, bitte.
Unknown 1: Er tur mir leid, ich habe kein Papiere.
SS 1: Kommen hier.
Unknown 1: Ok.
>SS 1 puts Unknown 1 out, cuffing him. And he brings Unknown 1 to somewhere.
SS 2: Du, kommen hier.
Blocky: Ich?
SS 2: Ja, du.
Shit. Probably they know about it. What should I do?
A- Obey
B- Refuse
C- Custom
Thank you for understanding why we did this and we hope to see all of you following the rules to keep this place a very safe environment.
-Gauche