Jailbreak Forums plays Minecraft (yes this is a thing now)

now dig a hole deep 3 blocks, put a dirt block above you and go cry until the morning

hello darkness my old friend

i have come to talk to you again

thank fuck its morning

then kill pig and eat it ok

then make furnace

you see tovarishch
to get furnace you need ston
to get ston you need a pikaks
yuo must learn to survive in cold russian wild


there is no capitalist pigdogs, only small cocks
or in other words, chicken



and oh we got a chest


and torches too because we have coal.


now we are in the game