Blocky's Adventures [RESTARTING SOON]

>Tries to tame the dark figure
>The dark figure ignores it
Oh, as Khan told me..
I shouted: "I AM THE GAY LORD AND YOU SHALL OBEY ME. KNEEL BEFORE ME!"
Fuck. He still ignored me.
>Reaches back
>Pulls out a lightsaber
>Cuts a circle below me
>Falls in some abyss
>Instantly wakes up in a railway in a metro
Huh. Nightmare I guess.
>Goes forward until...
>I see communists and nazis fighting. Holy shit!
>Sees a dead body, picks up the weapons.
Hmm.....
>Some makeshift train comes to run me over.
SHIT!
>Dies
Shit! Where am I?
Narrator: It's a prank! Everything was staged, from when you got lost to now!
wat
Narrator: ok what now
Me: idk
Narrator: ok

Ok since I have no idea I'm halting until I get some ideas.