01-12-2018, 11:17 PM -
JANUARY 1, 2018
9:30
The last of the prisoners climb out of the Simon Says pit and begin to disperse for their free-time.
le dodger goes to the door to the cafeteria in the Basketball Court. There is a guard standing there; Apache. le dodger tries to convince him to leave.
"Hey man, that Sonic guy could get to the armory at any time! You should, uh, go to the armory - that's much more important! It's not like there are guns anywhere else in the prison!"
LE DODGER ROLLED A 98!
^ LE DODGER'S CHARISMA LEVELED UP FROM 0 TO 1 ^
i think you hacked my random number generator
Apache responds, "I guess you're right - doesn't make sense to guard this door anyway." and then disappears up the stairs into the armory. le dodger waits a few minutes and runs up into the cafeteria to where he last heard of a revolver being. It is there, and he swipes it and quickly heads back out before guards can notice he is gone.
LE DODGER HAS CONTRABAND! IF IT IS DISCOVERED HE WILL BECOME !KOS!
NEW WEAPON - REVOLVER: 25 DAMAGE TO THE BODY, 75 TO THE HEAD
Sauron finds a random tree and picks it up out of the ground, proceeding to smash it into the ring.
David Hasselhoff realizes the truth of the prison.
He then founds the Cult Church of Hasselhoff and attempts to recruit other prisoners into it.
First he approaches the Prisoner twins, Prisoner 1 and Prisoner 2. They are identical with their orange jumpsuits and bald heads. He attempts to convince them both at once to join his Cult Church. "We will send Knuckles to a better place."
DAVID HASSELHOFF ROLLED A 6 + 12 = 18
They both think he is insane and turn away.
˅ DAVID HASSELHOFF'S RELATIONSHIP WITH BOTH PRISONERS HAS DECREASED FROM 0/20 TO -2/20 ˅
Next he goes after the other set of twins, the Aarons. He gives a similar pitch, hoping his charm will win this pair over.
DAVID HASSELHOFF ROLLED A 96 + 12 = 108
^ DAVID HASSELHOFF'S RELATIONSHIP WITH BOTH AARON'S HAS INCREASED FROM 0/20 TO 20/20 ^
^ DAVID HASSELHOFF'S CHARISMA STAT HAS INCREASED FROM 6 TO 7 ^
† AARON 1 AND AARON 2 HAVE JOINED THE CHURCH OF HASSELHOFF †
Now all three are missionaries and they can get things done 3x faster. David Hasselhoff goes after Papa P, while Aaron 1 goes after Ian and finally Aaron 2 goes after Luigi.
DAVID HASSELHOFF ROLLED AN 18 + 14 = 32
AARON 1 ROLLED A 92 + 6 = 98
AARON 2 ROLLED A 44 + 6 = 50
Papa P is unconvinced but has heard crazier things.
^ AARON 1'S CHARISMA STAT HAS INCREASED FROM 6 TO 7 ^
† IAN HAS JOINED THE CHURCH OF HASSELHOFF †
^ MEMBERS OF THE CHURCH OF HASSELHOFF'S RELATIONSHIP WITH IAN HAS INCREASED FROM 0/20 TO 10/20 ^
Finally both Aarons go to recruit Tails while David Hasselhoff tries to recruit the only guard he can get to - Swift.
THE AARONS ROLLED A 6 + 14 = 20
Tails basically asks what they are talking about before informing them that he is a member of the Church of SONIC!
DAVID HASSELHOFF ROLLED A 36 + 14 = 50
Swift is almost convinced but seems to be better educated than the prisoners making him harder to crack.
^ DAVID HASSELHOFF'S RELATIONSHIP WITH SWIFT HAS INCREASED FROM 0/20 TO 3/20 ^
Note: Members of "Churches" are in the OP next to the character names in the lists.
The Church of Hasselhoff goes on its first mission - to sacrifice Knuckles. First they go to incapacitate Tails.
David Hasselhoff and the other members of his Church attack Tails.
DAVID HASSELHOFF ROLLED A 93 + 14 = 107
I don't know how but you are cheating.
ANYWAYS
The Hoff's first punch is so forceful that it sends Tails through a nearby wall.
TAILS -100 HEALTH (0/100). TAILS IS DEAD!
[color=#33cc33]^ THE HOFF'S STRENGTH LEVELED UP FROM 7 TO 8 ^
The Church then with their collective strength lift Knuckles up and drop him in the Simon Says Lava.
AARON 1 ROLLED A 49
AARON 2 ROLLED A 17
IAN ROLLED A 91
THE HOFF ROLLED AN 84 + 16 = 100
Knuckles is done for, falling into the lava and going to Ugandan Heaven in accordance with the Sacred Scriptures of the Church of Hoff
MEANWHILE
Sonic is still evading Call, who seems to have checked everywhere.
The Warden speaks up - "Time for more fun and games, get over here or get shot." You can see guards emerging from inside the building. Everyone gets in order in front of the Warden outside, guards surrounding the premise.
"I'm a nice guy," the Warden continues. One of the prisoners snort, making Wario visibly ANGERY. However he doesn't say anything and continues his rambling, "Look, you are all going to tell me a joke - my favorite joke - the person who tells it - they get to pick the next game we will play. Got it? Good. Start thinking now."
MAKE A JOKE!
What will you do?
Get advice from others (+2 Charisma for this game if you are successful in getting your advice, but if you are unsuccessful then you get -2 Charisma for this game.)
Don't tell a joke.
Tell a joke you thought of all by yourself.
Custom (attack the guards, other prisoners, etc.)
9:30
The last of the prisoners climb out of the Simon Says pit and begin to disperse for their free-time.
le dodger goes to the door to the cafeteria in the Basketball Court. There is a guard standing there; Apache. le dodger tries to convince him to leave.
"Hey man, that Sonic guy could get to the armory at any time! You should, uh, go to the armory - that's much more important! It's not like there are guns anywhere else in the prison!"
LE DODGER ROLLED A 98!
^ LE DODGER'S CHARISMA LEVELED UP FROM 0 TO 1 ^
i think you hacked my random number generator
Apache responds, "I guess you're right - doesn't make sense to guard this door anyway." and then disappears up the stairs into the armory. le dodger waits a few minutes and runs up into the cafeteria to where he last heard of a revolver being. It is there, and he swipes it and quickly heads back out before guards can notice he is gone.
LE DODGER HAS CONTRABAND! IF IT IS DISCOVERED HE WILL BECOME !KOS!
NEW WEAPON - REVOLVER: 25 DAMAGE TO THE BODY, 75 TO THE HEAD
Sauron finds a random tree and picks it up out of the ground, proceeding to smash it into the ring.
David Hasselhoff realizes the truth of the prison.
He then founds the Cult Church of Hasselhoff and attempts to recruit other prisoners into it.
First he approaches the Prisoner twins, Prisoner 1 and Prisoner 2. They are identical with their orange jumpsuits and bald heads. He attempts to convince them both at once to join his Cult Church. "We will send Knuckles to a better place."
DAVID HASSELHOFF ROLLED A 6 + 12 = 18
They both think he is insane and turn away.
˅ DAVID HASSELHOFF'S RELATIONSHIP WITH BOTH PRISONERS HAS DECREASED FROM 0/20 TO -2/20 ˅
Next he goes after the other set of twins, the Aarons. He gives a similar pitch, hoping his charm will win this pair over.
DAVID HASSELHOFF ROLLED A 96 + 12 = 108
^ DAVID HASSELHOFF'S RELATIONSHIP WITH BOTH AARON'S HAS INCREASED FROM 0/20 TO 20/20 ^
^ DAVID HASSELHOFF'S CHARISMA STAT HAS INCREASED FROM 6 TO 7 ^
† AARON 1 AND AARON 2 HAVE JOINED THE CHURCH OF HASSELHOFF †
Now all three are missionaries and they can get things done 3x faster. David Hasselhoff goes after Papa P, while Aaron 1 goes after Ian and finally Aaron 2 goes after Luigi.
DAVID HASSELHOFF ROLLED AN 18 + 14 = 32
AARON 1 ROLLED A 92 + 6 = 98
AARON 2 ROLLED A 44 + 6 = 50
Papa P is unconvinced but has heard crazier things.
^ AARON 1'S CHARISMA STAT HAS INCREASED FROM 6 TO 7 ^
† IAN HAS JOINED THE CHURCH OF HASSELHOFF †
^ MEMBERS OF THE CHURCH OF HASSELHOFF'S RELATIONSHIP WITH IAN HAS INCREASED FROM 0/20 TO 10/20 ^
Finally both Aarons go to recruit Tails while David Hasselhoff tries to recruit the only guard he can get to - Swift.
THE AARONS ROLLED A 6 + 14 = 20
Tails basically asks what they are talking about before informing them that he is a member of the Church of SONIC!
DAVID HASSELHOFF ROLLED A 36 + 14 = 50
Swift is almost convinced but seems to be better educated than the prisoners making him harder to crack.
^ DAVID HASSELHOFF'S RELATIONSHIP WITH SWIFT HAS INCREASED FROM 0/20 TO 3/20 ^
Note: Members of "Churches" are in the OP next to the character names in the lists.
The Church of Hasselhoff goes on its first mission - to sacrifice Knuckles. First they go to incapacitate Tails.
David Hasselhoff and the other members of his Church attack Tails.
DAVID HASSELHOFF ROLLED A 93 + 14 = 107
I don't know how but you are cheating.
ANYWAYS
The Hoff's first punch is so forceful that it sends Tails through a nearby wall.
TAILS -100 HEALTH (0/100). TAILS IS DEAD!
[color=#33cc33]^ THE HOFF'S STRENGTH LEVELED UP FROM 7 TO 8 ^
The Church then with their collective strength lift Knuckles up and drop him in the Simon Says Lava.
AARON 1 ROLLED A 49
AARON 2 ROLLED A 17
IAN ROLLED A 91
THE HOFF ROLLED AN 84 + 16 = 100
Knuckles is done for, falling into the lava and going to Ugandan Heaven in accordance with the Sacred Scriptures of the Church of Hoff
MEANWHILE
Sonic is still evading Call, who seems to have checked everywhere.
The Warden speaks up - "Time for more fun and games, get over here or get shot." You can see guards emerging from inside the building. Everyone gets in order in front of the Warden outside, guards surrounding the premise.
"I'm a nice guy," the Warden continues. One of the prisoners snort, making Wario visibly ANGERY. However he doesn't say anything and continues his rambling, "Look, you are all going to tell me a joke - my favorite joke - the person who tells it - they get to pick the next game we will play. Got it? Good. Start thinking now."
MAKE A JOKE!
What will you do?
Get advice from others (+2 Charisma for this game if you are successful in getting your advice, but if you are unsuccessful then you get -2 Charisma for this game.)
Don't tell a joke.
Tell a joke you thought of all by yourself.
Custom (attack the guards, other prisoners, etc.)
This post was last modified: 01-12-2018, 11:25 PM by BlueFang24.