FORUM GAME BY WARIO FOR WARIOS

"Your puny religion [insert Warden's religion here] is a joke. (((Judaism))) is almost done for, Christianity has become too backward and evasive, and Islam is a religion of not peace, but of terrorism. All other religions are irrelevant... except the Church of Hasselhoff. Join us, and receive the mighty blessing of the Hoff, or else."

If he denies, get all the Church of Hasselhoff members to mob up on the warden and beat/stab him to death.

Regardless of what happens, prepare to sacrifice Sonic and the Prisoner Twins (for rejecting the Church of Hasselhoff) to be sent to Ugandan Heaven

If they mob the warden, Sauron will summon his mace with the power of the ring he made with the tree, and go on a rampage and recreate Mordor