05-15-2018, 08:52 AM -
Floor 37 is full of toads. "How random," you think to yourself, "this is TOADally crazy!"
You go to Floor 38, full of cats "Look at all of these MERE cats!"
As you step back onto the elevator, you realize your thoughts are becoming punny.
Floor 39 is full of foxes, and your thoughts turn to puns again - "Oh for FOX sake stop!" you think to yourself as you go back to the elevator.
Floor 40 is full of otters and you realize that eventually these floors will have to end. Formulating a plan to yourself, you think "I gotta get OTTER-ere!
Angrily mumbling to yourself for the puns as you go, you enter the elevator headed for Floor 41.
Upon arrival on 41 you are met with a giant green blob with some Pendant on. "I AM LORD BLOB, RULER OF FLOORS 37-41 AND MASTER OF PUNS. HERE ME MORTAL I AM THE IMMORTAL BLOB NOTHING CAN CUT MY BLOBBYNESS AND NOTHING CAN DEFE-" swish The blade of the Overpowered-unnamed sword swishes through the air, cutting Mr. Blob in two. "Lord Blob" fades into the ground through a sewer hole on the floor, one side going down the left drain and the other down the right drain and leaves behind his Pendant. On the back is engraved "This is the Pendant of Puns, whoever wears this artifact will be the Master of all Puns and will have power over them. The most powerful wielders of this artifact will be able to manipulate the minds and actions of others, in a punny way of course. Take it with you on your journey."
You take it into your hand and for some reason raise it into the air. You can hear a faint Zelda-like "Got an item theme" with the words "You got a weird item!" You put it on and head back to the elevator, satisfied your punny thoughts are at an end.
You go to Floor 38, full of cats "Look at all of these MERE cats!"
As you step back onto the elevator, you realize your thoughts are becoming punny.
Floor 39 is full of foxes, and your thoughts turn to puns again - "Oh for FOX sake stop!" you think to yourself as you go back to the elevator.
Floor 40 is full of otters and you realize that eventually these floors will have to end. Formulating a plan to yourself, you think "I gotta get OTTER-ere!
Angrily mumbling to yourself for the puns as you go, you enter the elevator headed for Floor 41.
Upon arrival on 41 you are met with a giant green blob with some Pendant on. "I AM LORD BLOB, RULER OF FLOORS 37-41 AND MASTER OF PUNS. HERE ME MORTAL I AM THE IMMORTAL BLOB NOTHING CAN CUT MY BLOBBYNESS AND NOTHING CAN DEFE-" swish The blade of the Overpowered-unnamed sword swishes through the air, cutting Mr. Blob in two. "Lord Blob" fades into the ground through a sewer hole on the floor, one side going down the left drain and the other down the right drain and leaves behind his Pendant. On the back is engraved "This is the Pendant of Puns, whoever wears this artifact will be the Master of all Puns and will have power over them. The most powerful wielders of this artifact will be able to manipulate the minds and actions of others, in a punny way of course. Take it with you on your journey."
You take it into your hand and for some reason raise it into the air. You can hear a faint Zelda-like "Got an item theme" with the words "You got a weird item!" You put it on and head back to the elevator, satisfied your punny thoughts are at an end.
This post was last modified: 05-15-2018, 09:20 AM by BlueFang24.
man i have to change my avatar from the christmas one