The Adventures of Goldfish

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GAUCHE

Gauche, the goldfish stealthy assassin. Though not strong, you're swimming and stealth make up for it.

One afternoon, in your salt water cave, you're sitting there and you get a call on your plant TV, probably a hit. Turns out you're correct, and have to head to the nearby river for a hit on the... "Fish of Fire". Apparently a king or something, but you don't care about details.

You prepare to head out, gathering all your weapons and supplies to find this king and kill him.

When suddenly, your door is knocked down and 2 other goldfish who look very strong, though not fast looking with coral as their weapons. They don't seem to see you, as you are in the back of your cave. Each have 50 health.

What should you do?

1. Attack (roll for damage, 35% you'll do anything fatal.)

2. Hide (better points in stealth leads to higher chance of living)

3. Run throughout the back of the cave.

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i came to JBF to start a new forum game and this pops up hmmm

Choose your rng
1-10, 50% chance you'll make it

Choose your stats
You can only put 10 points combined into these 5 categories:
1. Swimming - 0
2. Strength - 0
3. Stealth - 0
4. Luck - 5
5. Survival skills - 5

How you spawn/die
3. You can revive any time.

Name: O'Feck, he needs to be lucky to acquire some sea potatoes lest he must leave Ireland for the Promised Land of America

The sun sets on your small Irish seapotato farm. O'Feck, a great seafarmer, has the luck of a talented Irish fish. Though alone, when he goes out he doesn't seem like it. Lives in a small Irish goldfish village next to the river mouth, where, due to their luck, nothing much happens. Though the waters seem strange in a way today.

Even though the waters feel strange, he decides to go out tonight. With his pitch fork in his fin, though not strong at all, he believes he can protect himself.

You swim your way past your farm and deeper into the village, when you notice a big fight outside of it. Typical drunk goldfish, you think as you try to swim your way past into the bar.

The biggest one in the fight sees you trying to swim by, he has no weapons and is only using his bare hands, starts to threaten you and try to get you to fight him. You see his victims to the left, who are all being stepped on and spitted on for being weak compared to the rest of them.

Being as lucky as you are, you think you can do something about him. Probably not the best idea, but maybe worth the shot if you decide to. You can either:

1. Fight him against him. (Strength is against you, but if you get lucky enough.)

2. Go into the bar and ignore him.

3. Reason with him. (Higher the luck, the better)