The Adventures of Goldfish

Skeletal rolls... 57! Success!

Gauche grabs onto a seaweed, it holds and he is able to pull/swim off to the side.

Phew, that was a close one.

You head on your journey to find the Fish of Fire once again.

Following the map, you are apparently reach the town. Many beautiful plants and little mud shacks say below you. You see the most beautiful of all the buildings, the biggest, made out of many colorful rocks and has little mud pillars. There, sitting inside, should be the King, the Fish of Fire. You decide to break in.

There are 5 ways to get in.

1. Through the roof

2. Through the back

3. Going all daggers a-blazin'

4. Through a vent on the side.

5. Custom

Though... 1 hr and 30 minutes before...

2. time to start the aquatic drift

The Fish of Fire, after remembering some things about his past, finally decides to go out to the world, and face it head on like a badass goldfish. Perhaps the Great Goldfish Gods are on your side this time...

The Great Goldfish Gods consist of 5 goldfish named Seabear, Kaiso, Waterbear, BIG BOB, and Cheeto. Every Thursday at 3 am they meet up in the sky to discuss very important things and do godly stuff, of course. But who knows what really goes on up there?

Anyways, after packing up with his bodyguard Scaliey head out on the journey, the Fish of Fire hoping to discover something about himself.

You swim for only 30 minutes when a great big pike came swimming in front of you obviously looking to eat you.

The Pike has 150 health, 5 strength, 2 swimming, and 3 stealth.

What do you do?

1. Fight off the pike (Scaliey will do most damage, of course.)

2. Swim away

3. Custom

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I'm gonna gamble against them solo, just to prove a point. (2)

Arm Riley with the pitchfork.

If the gamblers try to fight, have Riley take the hits or bait them into a chase while I either flee or put in some lucky fin-slaps or punches or whatever they are under the sea (cuz i cant fight without luck).

O'Feck: Fine you feckers, I'll take you on solo. Riley, take this

Riley acquired a pitchfork! 3 plus strength.

Gambler 1: Bring it, you can't do shit this time.

Gambler 3: Yeah, we got the strats now! Yo, Copper, shuffle and play...

Gambler 2 (Copper): Alright, alright, I got him.

Everybody put 60 dollars in.

The Hoff rolled a.... 8! Success!

Copper: I knew it, you dirty cheater.

Gambler 1: Thought you got better and wouldn't cheat this time, eh? You think you can pull one over my old eyes? Come on, Bandit, get him boy.

O'Feck: I played the game fair and square, you can't accuse me of such, poor losers.

Gambler 3 (Bandit): You're going down boy.

Riley: Don't worry, I got your back, come get us feckin' drunkards!

O'Feck: Great now they'll chase us, lets get out of here, and quickly!

Bandit: There's no point in running little fish!

You barge out of the bar and swim off as quickly as you can, and with some luck you end up making it past the crowd up front. Unfortunately, "Bandit" didn't have a hard time and is now quickly on your tail fin. Riley is behind you, though he is faster but watching your back due to him having the pitchfork.

What do you do?

1. Try to lose him in the town.

2. Try to slow him down.

3. Go back to your farm to try to get to safety.

4. Have Riley fight him with the pitchfork (you'll owe him in the future.)

5. Custom