05-09-2018, 10:27 AM -
This one is going to be long because I am bored and have nothing else to do 
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The elevator goes left then right, up and down seemingly randomly. Eventually, you step out onto Floor 31 and are met with a locked door. An old-looking piece of paper that read "Key on Floor 12, Cafeteria" was stuck to it. With a sense of adventure inside, you head for Floor 12.
Upon arrival, you down your potion given to you by the receptionist. Bullets bounce off of you and when prisoners step in your way you just flick them aside. Upon reaching the cafeteria you are met with the sight of a plate of chicken nuggets. Famished (and essentially invincible) you decide to eat the chicken nuggets. You bite the last nugget and are met with the sound of your tooth cracking as you bite down on they key. Retrieving the key, you head back up to Floor 31 and enter through the door only to be met with another locked door, this time it has a piece of paper reading "The punctuation of Floor 25". Sighing and bored, you head to Floor 25.
Upon arrival at Floor 25 you see the one thing you saw your first visit, a white room with the simple character ".". Approaching the giant period, you try to find where a key would be hidden. At last you find a button at the center of the period and press down on it. From the ceiling a key falls, smacking you in the head and knocking you out. When you come to you are in the elevator heading to Floor 31 with the key in your pocket. Opening the second door presents you with a sign that says "You're worthy, congrats."
You return to Floor 27 and put both hands on the hilt of the sword again, and this time are able to free it. A song very much alike to the Zelda "You Got An Item" Theme plays and you can make out the faint words "You got a plot device!" The voice speaks again, interrupting whatever tranquility was had, "CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE WOR-" "So uh what does this thing do?" you ask, interrupting whoever or whatever the voice belongs to. "IT'S A SWORD IT CUTS THINGS - BUT THIS IS NO NORMAL SWORD THIS SWORD CAN CUT ALMOST ANY MATERIAL!" "So h-" "NO MORE INTERRUPTIONS." the voice grows angry and blasts you back into the elevator, just like from your first visit. However this time you have the sword in hand and you the button for Floor 32 presses itself.
))The elevator goes left then right, up and down seemingly randomly. Eventually, you step out onto Floor 31 and are met with a locked door. An old-looking piece of paper that read "Key on Floor 12, Cafeteria" was stuck to it. With a sense of adventure inside, you head for Floor 12.
Upon arrival, you down your potion given to you by the receptionist. Bullets bounce off of you and when prisoners step in your way you just flick them aside. Upon reaching the cafeteria you are met with the sight of a plate of chicken nuggets. Famished (and essentially invincible) you decide to eat the chicken nuggets. You bite the last nugget and are met with the sound of your tooth cracking as you bite down on they key. Retrieving the key, you head back up to Floor 31 and enter through the door only to be met with another locked door, this time it has a piece of paper reading "The punctuation of Floor 25". Sighing and bored, you head to Floor 25.
Upon arrival at Floor 25 you see the one thing you saw your first visit, a white room with the simple character ".". Approaching the giant period, you try to find where a key would be hidden. At last you find a button at the center of the period and press down on it. From the ceiling a key falls, smacking you in the head and knocking you out. When you come to you are in the elevator heading to Floor 31 with the key in your pocket. Opening the second door presents you with a sign that says "You're worthy, congrats."
You return to Floor 27 and put both hands on the hilt of the sword again, and this time are able to free it. A song very much alike to the Zelda "You Got An Item" Theme plays and you can make out the faint words "You got a plot device!" The voice speaks again, interrupting whatever tranquility was had, "CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE WOR-" "So uh what does this thing do?" you ask, interrupting whoever or whatever the voice belongs to. "IT'S A SWORD IT CUTS THINGS - BUT THIS IS NO NORMAL SWORD THIS SWORD CAN CUT ALMOST ANY MATERIAL!" "So h-" "NO MORE INTERRUPTIONS." the voice grows angry and blasts you back into the elevator, just like from your first visit. However this time you have the sword in hand and you the button for Floor 32 presses itself.
man i have to change my avatar from the christmas one