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Ellipse

Skeletal goes up to a man with a paper, showing the boats name on it.

The Ellipse, huh? Its on the other side of the dock. says the man.

Alright, thanks Skeletal says.

Genghis eventually points it out on the other side, and you two head on your way. Eventually you find the boat,
and Genghis attempts to start it. Genghis rolls: 445830 fail! Skeletal tries this time, He rolls 726824
success! You get the boat started, but unfortunately you two don't know how to drive a boat very well. Suddenly, Skeletal remembered he brung a book to learn how to sail!  And then you head out into the ocean.

What should you do now?

A. Head left to the more dangerous part of the ocean (Because why not)

B. Head right where there are less waves

C. Custom (EXPLAIN YOURSELF)

PLAYERS STATS: GENGHIS - 10 SWIM, SKELETAL - INTELLIGENCE 2, SURVIVAL 2, SWIMMING 5, STRENGTH 1

c. i forgot to buy some pepsi, go back to buy some pepsi

C. Wait for Khan to go back then
B

c. i forgot to buy some pepsi, go back to buy some pepsi

Damn! Genghis forgot the Pepis! You two turn the boat around, and Genghis attempts to get outta the boat without falling into the water Genghis rolls: 287218 fail! He falls flat on his belly into the water. Skeletal laughs at him. Eventually Genghis gets out and goes to the near by store and finds the Pepis he checks his pockets to see if he has money. Genghis rolls: 838203 sucess! He buys the Pepis and finds the boat again, waiting. He gets in to the boat this time without anything bad happening.

Skeletal starts the boat up again, and they head right, to where the lesser waves are.

CHOICES:

A. CRACK OPEN A DEAD (Pepis) MEME WITH UR BOIS GENGHIS AND SKELETAL

B. Drive out farther, then go fishing!

PLAYERS STATS: GENGHIS - 10 SWIM, SKELETAL - INTELLIGENCE 2, SURVIVAL 2, SWIMMING 5, STRENGTH 1

B. Drive out farther, then go fishing!

im gonna drink mine pepis in one drinkage

B. Drive out farther, then go fishing!

im gonna drink mine pepis in one drinkage

Eventually you two make it farther out into the ocean, and then Skeletal gets out the fishing poles. "WHO WANTS TO GO FISHING" Skeletal yells. Genghis replies, "Nah, I'll just drink the Pepis by myself." Genghis drinks the pepis in one "Drinkage" he drinks it too fast! Genghis rolls: 290318 fail! Genghis throws up. Skeletal laughs, again. Skeletal decides to go fishing. He gets a bite! Skeletal rolls: 590045 success! He catches a medium-sized fish. Luckily, Skeletal remembered to bring a portable stove!

CHOICES:

A. Cook up the fish on the portable stove and eat it now

B. Cook up the fish on the portable stove and save it for later.

C. Custom (Explain YOURSELF)

PLAYERS STATS: GENGHIS - 10 SWIM, SKELETAL - INTELLIGENCE 2, SURVIVAL 2, SWIMMING 5, STRENGTH 1

noT MY PEPIS
drINK iT from the GroUND

B. Cook up the fish on the portable stove and save it for later.

noT MY PEPIS
drINK iT from the GroUND

B. Cook up the fish on the portable stove and save it for later.

Skeletal gets out the portable stove and puts it on the boats desk area, and turns it on. He descales the fish, and then takes out all its guts then cooks it. He decides to save it for later.

Meanwhile, Genghis tries to lick up the pepis off of the boats ground as it rocks back and forth. The pepis that he threw up also has a bunch of chunkies in it, and he licks it up anyways. Genghis suddenly feels sick. Genghis rolls: 654403 Success! Genghis doesn't get sick. You two decide to drive out farther to the right, and suddenly it gets dark, and you're now pretty far from the dock, to the point where you can't see the land. The waves start to get big, and then suddenly you feel rain drops.

Skeletal and Genghis are scared. Skeletal yells "I checked the radar, there wasn't supposed to be rain!" Genghis yells back "Me too! We're screwed!"

CHOICES:

A. Attempt to drive back (Which I will have to roll, so theres a small chance, have to roll 700k+)

B. Keep on driving right and try to drive through the strong waves and rain.

PLAYERS STATS: GENGHIS - 10 SWIM, SKELETAL - INTELLIGENCE 2, SURVIVAL 2, SWIMMING 5, STRENGTH 1