Blockys Adventure 1 [OVER, GO TO LOOK CHAPTER 2]

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BLOCKY'S ADVENTURE

it's a forum game about someone's adventure ok let's go

Hmm... where are am I?

And apparently I see two doors in front of me.....

What should I do, guy- WHAT?! I TOLD YOU TO NOT TALK TO THE FOURTH WALL, DAMMIT YOU'RE FIRED NOW, GO AWAY.

 Uh well, I mean.... nothing. What he should do?

A: Try to open the blue door.

B: Try to open the white door.

C: Custom (Explain)

c:

Ask yourself; why are you here? What are you? Do you have a reason to be here in this universe? Are you a special snowflake or just an equally normal ant? Does whatever you do matter? Even if you try to resist, you will grow old and die. Life is meaningless, and we are all just waiting to inevitably die, and the world is mocking us.

nah just jk kidding turn around and open the door and go inside

c:

Ask yourself; why are you here? What are you? Do you have a reason to be here in this universe? Are you a special snowflake or just an equally normal ant? Does whatever you do matter? Even if you try to resist, you will grow old and die. Life is meaningless, and we are all just waiting to inevitably die, and the world is mocking us.

nah just jk kidding turn around and open the door and go inside

You turned around and clicked the door behind you...


Ow.
I looked back and it seems the door is gone...

Wait, was it just me or I heard "Don't dare..."?
Well, what I should do?
A: Click on the green door
B: Click on the white door
C: Custom (Explain)

c: Sing/Shout dead/dank memes in an attempt to force that voice into submission

c. say the following copypasta:

I don't know what the block does, do you? I don't know. I dunno. Hey everybody, I'm here with my good friend, Inspector Gadget. Uh, how're you doing Inspector Gadget? I'm having a lot of fun. So, you wanna do some reviews, Inspector Gadget? I'm better than you are, so I should do the review. Okay, alright, well, Inspector Gadget's gonna do the review. You can shut up now, I'm always on duty! Hmm, do you have that game, "Miney Crafta"? Penny was telling me she was playing it on her computer book. Let's play Miney Crafta! Um, well, I have Minecraft, I think that's probably what you're talking about. Let's try that. Hmm, oh yes, this is it: Miney Crafta! No no no, Inspector gadget, it's called Minecraft. Oh, Minecrap! I cannot wait to play Minecrap. Do you know what my favorite thing to do is in Minecrap? I love building bricks with Minecrap. Building bricks with Minecrap is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can have while playing an app. I understand why all the kids are playing this game these days -- it's because they like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. I also like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. It's the most fun you can possibly have. What is the point of Minecrap? Well, there really is no point. It's a sandbox game. Oh good, I love building sandcastles. No, that just means you can do anything you want like explore, build stuff, and mess around. What kind of stuff can you build? Well, anything, really. There's one guy that built a scale model of the Starship Enterprise. My deduction skills as a detective tell me he has quite possibly, never had sex. Come on, Inspector Gadget, it's about expressing your creativity! But, he is just copying a fake rocket ship blueprint designed by someone else! Seems more like monkey see, monkey do than using creative energy if you ask me. Oh, you think you can do better, huh? I have a robotic implant in my brain that lets me preform 12,000,000,000,000,000 calculations per second. I could rewrite the entire game's code, while helping Penny with her homework, and cleaning up brain's doody, all at the same time! He's a nerd, and I hate nerds more than I hate MAD agents. What an asshole! He may not have a powerful cybernetic brain like yours, but I think that the kid used Minecraft in a unique, and complex, yet beautiful way, making the adaptation of---- I told you to shut up, but you didn't listen. Oh look, a free iPad.

So, he said the ENTIRE copypasta, and he randomly sang "We are Number One" and "All star" but nothing happened.

So, what should he do????
A: Click on the green door
B: Click on the white door
C: Custom (Explain)

c.
Ask yourself; why are you here? What are you? Do you have a reason to be here in this universe? Are you a special snowflake or just an equally normal ant? Does whatever you do matter? Even if you try to resist, you will grow old and die. Life is meaningless, and we are all just waiting to inevitably die, and the world is mocking us.

contemplate life, then once done, kill yourself

go through the vent above the brown door

break the whole floor in frustration while shouting more copypastas

Posted by sherif - 5 hours ago
go through the vent above the brown door

Hmmm....good idea.




Ow. Not a good idea then.

Posted by The Hoff - 4 hours ago
break the whole floor in frustration while shouting more copypastas

Hmmmm

It seems randomly a HMG appeared, I could use this to break the floor....

Wait, what? Where am I now?

...
What should I do?
A. Go in the red door
B. Go in the green door
C. Go in the blue door
D. Custom (Explain)