Criminal Business

reminder: you have to wait 2 more updates to take everything in the vault. Are you sure you want to immediately bolt out (although yes you will face cops and more vigilantes so I can understand why you want to haul ass)

oh no then start bagging that shit and tossing it into the humvee, kill the guard still but get someone to man the turret

oh no then start bagging that shit and tossing it into the humvee, kill the guard still but get someone to man the turret

WARNING: The radio jammer is no longer in effect. Try to prevent the alarm from getting triggered or someone from ringing up 911.

With the humvee still stuck on the fucked up front lobby, Brandon gets in and tries to get it unstuck.

Chance of success: 40%
Roll: 32

Brandon manages to free the humvee from all the debris, rolling it back to the parking lot. He then mans the turret.

Meanwhile, Angela fires her Colt Python on the wounded guard

Accuracy: 40%
Roll: 95

She misses.

The wounded guard jumps in fright.

Roll: 15 (hit)

The wounded guard gets shot to death.

One of the guards, seeing that they will be slaughtered without mercy, speeds up to the alarm button. Angela equips the M4 and fires upon him.
Accuracy: 45%
Roll: 93
Roll: 10 (hit)

2 guards down, 2 more to go.

Knowing that they will be slaughtered, the two remaining guards rise up and take out their Glock 17s. (damage: 28, basically the Automatic Glock 18 but not auto, accuracy 50%, and has 17 bullets)

Guard 1 fires.
Roll: 26 (Angela would lose 28 HP, but her armor absorbs 14 of that. HP: 86/100|AP:49/50)

Angela sprays her damn M4 everywhere, intending to take down both of the guards quickly.
Roll: 72 (miss)
Roll: 57 (miss)
Roll: 70 (miss)
Roll: 16 (Guard 1's HP: 60/100)
Roll: 4 (Guard 2's HP: 60/100)
Roll: 28 (Guard 1 has 20 HP)
Roll: 1 (Guard 2 has 20 HP)
Roll: 27 (Guard 1 dies)

Guard 2 fires!
Roll: 57 (miss)

Then he runs for the alarm!
Angela fires.
Roll: 68 (miss)
Roll: 17 (Guard 2 dies)

Guard 2's body lands on the alarm.

Police Priority: 4 stars

Milo comes in. Angela heals him up.
Milo's HP: 100/100
Milo's AP:30/50

The second wave of vigilantes arrive: 4 guys with AK47s and in kevlar that is as good as the robbers'. However, Brandon manages to gun them down (45 bullets from the Humvee's HMG used out of 500).

Vitaly has stolen $429,588 over the last two updates. (one more update for all the money to be taken)

Sizable police forces are coming very soon, the Vigilante forces will get stronger, the bank guards are dead, etc. The situation is getting tense.

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Remember Dimitri Vikenti, Communism?

Well, now once again he was summoned to the Russian Bratva's front: Yasha from Russia.

Sergei: У меня хорошие новости, Димитрий и, возможно, плохие новости. (Dimitri, I have good news and possibly bad news)

Dimitri: давайте получим плохие новости. (lets get the bad news over with)

Sergei: Ну, у нас больше нет рабочих мест для вас в отношении хокалов, потому что вы сделали фантастическую работу в этом маленьком хевисте! Их планы заключались в убийстве президента, который является пропутинистом, и который ненавидит Путина больше, чем хокалов! Поэтому одному из нас удалось успешно представить свои планы в полицию, которая, в свою очередь, была передана национальной гвардии. Украинская Братва столкнется с их концом. Я знаю. Это звучит как хорошая новость, но если вы хотите убить некоторых украинцев, это плохая новость. (Well, we have no more jobs for you regarding the Khokals, because you did a fantastic job in that little heist! Their plans involved the assassination of the President, who is pro-Putinist, and who hates Putin more than the Khokals! So one of us successfully managed to submit their plans to the police, which in turn was given to the national guard. The Ukrainian Bratva will face their end. I know. This sounds like good news, but if you wanted to kill some Ukrainians, it is bad news.)

Dimitri: Это дерьмо, которое вы называете плохими новостями? Хорошая новость должна быть лучше! (That's the shit you call bad news? The good news must be better!)

Sergei: Ну да. Наши враги ослабевают, и наш новый союзник, Малиновая мафия усиливается. Я получаю слово, что они в настоящее время грабят банк, и добиваются агрессивного подъема к власти в Фонтановых холмах. Если вы хотите помочь им, будьте моим гостем. Мы разрешаем всем членам Русской Братвы работать с Crimson Mafia без каких-либо ограничений. Любые вопросы? (Well yes. Our enemies are weakening, and our new ally, the Crimson Mafia is getting stronger. I am getting word that they are currently robbing a bank, and are pursuring an aggressive rise to power in Fountain Hills. If you wish to assist them, be my guest. We are allowing all Russian Bratva members to work with Crimson Mafia with little to no restrictions. Any questions?)

Dimitri: Нет. (No.)

[b]Locations in Paradise Valley
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Yasha from Russia (Russian food + Russian Bratva HQ)

Second Amendment Shop (Legal guns)

The Black Market (buy and sell illegal shit)

Gentleman's Club (have sex, feel good, take a gamble with your health)

Cave Creek Road - go down to Sunnyslope OR up to Cave Creek. 

Shea Ave - go to North Scottsdale and Fountain Hills. (Leads to Crimson Mafia turf)

Bell Road - go to North Phoenix/North Glendale

Dunlap Ave - go to West Phoenix/Glendale

Central Avenue - go to Midtown and Downtown Phoenix.

Scottsdale Road - go to South Scottsdale, Tempe, the eastern Neighborhoods, OR go to Carefree.

Wells Fargo Paradise Valley - put your money in a bank account

Home - store your hard-earned shit here.

Banner Hospital - Heal yourself back up.

Dick's Sporting Goods - a recently opened sports shop.
Phoenix Police Department - Raid it for weapons, armor, knowledge on police plans and tactics, and equipment. But you shouldn't try it since they are killing off the Russian Bratva's greatest rival.

dmitri: go help crimson mafia rob t. bank if i'm allowed to do that

if not, go to black market so i can buy some shit

angela: zip-tie some civilians and threaten to kill them if the police don't let them leave with the money

watch out for flashbangs, smoke, and grenades as I assume the police will attempt to wipe us out and free the hostages

Well, try to locate the Don, then give the outfits to John and Bronzo then let them do the Plan C.

Hey Communism, do you remember the Biker character you made named Henrik Arnold? Yea, you left him in the middle of a mission. Do something about him soon or he will be captured, or worse killed.

This was the last time Henrik Arnold was played:

Everyone equips their weapons. (note that everyone has 3 machine pistol ammo packs and/or 6 shotgun ammo packs per person depending on the weapon)

Henrik's HP: 100/100
Equipped Weapon: Mossberg 500 (64 damage, 10% accuracy in range 10 and above, otherwise 50% accuracy. Clip size 6)
Police Rating: 0 stars
Vigilante Rating: 0 stars

Big Johnson's HP: 100/100
Equipped Weapon: Mac-10 (32 damage, clip size 30, 25% accuracy)

Jumper's HP: 100/100
Equipped Weapon: Tec-9 (30 damage, clip size 50, 30% accuracy)

Hoss's HP: 100/100
Equipped Weapon: Automatic Glock 18 (28 damage, clip size 32, 35% accuracy)

Rough Ronald's HP: 100/100
Equipped Weapon: Uzi (40 damage, clip size 20, 30% accuracy)

Billy the Kid's HP: 200/200
Equipped Weapons: Akimbo Mac-10s (64 damage, clip size 60, 15% accuracy)

Ranger Ryan's HP: 100/100
Equipped Weapon: Desert Eagle (70 damage, clip size 7, 15% accuracy in semi auto, 40% accuracy in single shot mode)

Ranger Ryan volunteers to enter first. As soon as he steps in, the garage door starts to close. 

Everyone rushes in.

The garage became dark.

There is ticking.

Henrik (whisper): Anyone have a light?

Billy the Kid takes out a lighter, which he turns on.

Then he gets shot. That is when everyone scrambles.

Billy the Kid's HP: 72/100

A Hispanic voice cries out in the darkness.... 

"¡Estúpido!"

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dmitri: go help crimson mafia rob t. bank if i'm allowed to do that

if not, go to black market so i can buy some shit

angela: zip-tie some civilians and threaten to kill them if the police don't let them leave with the money

watch out for flashbangs, smoke, and grenades as I assume the police will attempt to wipe us out and free the hostages

Dimitri is unable to intervene in the heist at the moment unless the Crimson Mafia forces at the bank sends out a distress signal to the Russian Bratva.

So he goes to the Black Market, but he is wondering what exactly should he buy.

That is when a few potential buyers see your shipment of Veprs and Fort-12s and offer you some trades.

Buyer 1: Wants: All Veprs|Will Give:$10000
Buyer 2: Wants: 1 Vepr, 2 Fort-12s|Will Give: $2400
Buyer 3: Wants: $4000, 5 Veprs|Will Give: A Golden AK-47 and a Golden Desert Eagle
Buyer 4: Wants: All Fort-12s|Will Give: $8000
Buyer 5: Wants: 10 Veprs, 20 Fort-12s|Will Give: A PKM and RPD, some smuggled Romanian Mafia plans
Buyer 6: Wants: 15 Veprs|Will Give: 20 cocaine bags

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Angela checks the lobby. Unfortunately, the gunmen killed every single civilian so no leverage remains.

The third wave of vigilantes and the first wave of police arrive. The vigilantes start fighting the police, since some of them were friends or relatives of the massacred civilians, and they want to personally kill the heist crew and not let the police get them.

Vitaly has successfully stolen all the money in the vault. With Milo's assistance, they bring the money to the humvee.

With all the work done, the entire heist crew gets in the humvee. They run over all the vigilantes and police fighting in the parking lot.

Police Priority: 5 stars SWAT are deployed. More FBI are deployed. Essentially, be careful of military-esque police that can wipe all of you out with ease, as well as secret police that can be hiding ANYWHERE. SWAT and FBI are gradually replacing regular cops in fighting the crew. Hey, atleast you didn't get 6 stars and summon the military... right? i think they will have a problem with the humvee and military-grade guns
Vigilante Priority: 5 stars All Vigilantes in Fountain Hills, Paradise Valley, Tempe, West Mesa, North Scottsdale, and South Scottsdale are coming to try to take you out, and in huge, well-armed groups.

Here are your options:
- Try to make it back to HQ. In HQ, you can store all your spoils, but then you have to defend the HQ.
- Call in Russian Bratva assistance. The Russian Bratva, having stronger forces, may divert police attention, lowering your police and maybe vigilante priority.
- Try to hide. This has the highest chance of success, but some of your belongings and equipment may be at risk.
- Try to go far away. This is the easiest way to lose the Police Priority, but has a low chance of success. This will cause the Vigilante Priority to decay as well if it succeeds.
- Go to a garage. You can hide the humvee in the garage and get in another car, but chances of success vary. However, the humvee will be at the mercy of the garage owner, so try to convince him to keep it for Brandon or for you guys.
- Go to a safe place to change outfits. This will definitely remove suspicions from all the involved characters, but the humvee, the money, and the weapons/items/equipment that you have will still cause suspicion and are still looked after by the cops.

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Well, try to locate the Don, then give the outfits to John and Bronzo then let them do the Plan C.

C. Den Brit kills silently 3 guards, then put on their uniforms. Infiltrate in whoever the Don is, and try to taze him. If we can't taze him, then just shoot him. After we shot/taze him, kill any guards near him and seek cover.

Den heads back to the bathroom then radios in to Don Lucci.

Den (over radio): Hey, don't release the Lucci army yet. My plan is to kill 3 guards, so me and the Will Brothers disguise as them and assassinate Don Loranzio. Over.

Den continues on her way to find the Don, avoiding the screaming from that room.

She finds another guard walking down the next hallway tho. Instead of seducing him, since the seduction room is fucked up, she takes out her long knife and prepares to take down the guard.

The guard nears the corner, than goes the opposite direction from Den, he is heading for the bathroom where Den murdered the two guards. 

Den silently rushes to him, and performs a backstab, killing him. Now she has 3 uniforms, so she puts on the cleanest one she has, cleans the other two, and heads outside to John and Bronzo.

Disguise for John Will, Bronzo Will, and Den Brit: Loranzio mobster

They enter the mansion, this time from the guarded front entrance.

Guard: Hello, fellow Lorie! What do you need?

Bronzo: We have a mission from the Don.

Guard: Make haste.

The mobsters run around, trying to locate the Don.

But then, they see a mobster rushing for some place. They follow him. This leads to a sort of library. The doors shut immediately. Upon trying to open it, they are locked.

Why would a LIBRARY of all things be locked?

i remember arnold he's gay

run in and start shooting

for angela: call Russian bratva, look for any roof access
I HAVE A PLAN AND IT IS MOST LIKELY NOT GONNA WORK BUT LETS HOPE IT DOES AM I RIGHT

i remember arnold he's gay

run in and start shooting

for angela: call Russian bratva, look for any roof access
I HAVE A PLAN AND IT IS MOST LIKELY NOT GONNA WORK BUT LETS HOPE IT DOES AM I RIGHT

Big Johnson: Fire on those spics!

Henrik: No, don't! You will get us all killed!

Big Johnson ignored Henrik's orders and starts shooting. The Princes of Guadalupe members, hidden by the darkness, fire upon Big Johnson.

No word from him.

A voice shouts out in the darkness:

"DROP YOUR WEAPONS Y SURRENDER, AND LIGHTS GO ON! POR FAVOR, DON'T TRY ANYTHING OR SE MATAN!"

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The crew has already fled from the bank, so they deny the order to go to the bank's roof.

Angela radios in to some channel established by the Russian Bratva and Crimson Mafia for inter-gang communication:

МЫ НУЖДАЕМ ПОМОЩЬ НА ХОРОШИЕ ХОЛОДЫ В ФОНТАЛЬНЫХ ХОЛМАХ! SWAT AND FBI НА НАШЕМ!

(Dimitri does not know of this distress signal unless he gets the news from Sergei, Vadim, or another Russian Bratva member.)

Here are your options:
- Try to make it back to HQ. In HQ, you can store all your spoils, but then you have to defend the HQ.
- Call in Russian Bratva assistance. The Russian Bratva, having stronger forces, may divert police attention, lowering your police and maybe vigilante priority. Russian Bratva has been called in and will cause a distraction in the next update.
- Try to hide. This has the highest chance of success, but some of your belongings and equipment may be at risk.
- Try to go far away. This is the easiest way to lose the Police Priority, but has a low chance of success. This will cause the Vigilante Priority to decay as well if it succeeds.
- Go to a garage. You can hide the humvee in the garage and get in another car, but chances of success vary. However, the humvee will be at the mercy of the garage owner, so try to convince him to keep it for Brandon or for you guys.
- Go to a safe place to change outfits. This will definitely remove suspicions from all the involved characters, but the humvee, the money, and the weapons/items/equipment that you have will still cause suspicion and are still looked after by the cops.

hide somewhere out of police view

pls gun down henrik he's gay

hide somewhere out of police view

pls gun down henrik he's gay

The crew decides to go far away (since there are helicopters everywhere n shit)

Police priority levels lost (decided by a 6 sided dice, 6 meaning no levels lost)
Roll: 5

Police Priority: 0 stars

Although still in the humvee, the Russian Bratva is drawing police attention away from looking out for the humvee to appear once again by instigating a short battle with one of the police forces meant to attack the crew. Thus it is harder for the police priority to rise up due to just the humvee driving around (and not gunning down or destroying anything)

Everyone returns to the Crimson Mafia HQ.

Heist completed: Fountain Hills Wells Fargos
Rewards: 
[b]- $820,435[/b]

Now here's the crew, once again:

Brandon Haggard - demands 50% of the reward money ($410,217).
- 95-100% of his cut: he will assist you in other operations of the Crimson Mafia, you keep his humvee and weapons, and he can tag along for the next heist for free.
- 80-95% of his cut: you keep the humvee and weapons, and he can be hired (for free) for the next heist
- 50-79% of his cut: he may join next time without having to be rehired, but you won't get the humvee and weapons.
- 25-49% of his cut: you will have to hire him again for the next heist.
- 11-24% of his cut: he will very likely not work with you guys again, and may offer an increased price.
- 0-10% of his cut: he definitely won't be working with you again.

Boris Viloshchski - demands 20% of the reward money ($164,087)
- 91-100% of his cut: he will personally join the Crimson Mafia as any combat role.
- 75-90% of his cut: he will join the next heist for free.
- 50-74% of his cut: he will have to be rehired for the same price.
- 25-49% of his cut: he will have to be rehired for a higher price.
- 0-24% of his cut: he won't work with you again.

Milo Richardson - demands 10% of the reward money ($82,044)
- 91-100% of his cut: he will personally join the Crimson Mafia as any role.
- 75-90% of his cut: he will join the next heist for free.
- 50-74% of his cut: he will have to be rehired for the same price.
- 25-49% of his cut: he will have to be rehired for a higher price.
- 0-24% of his cut: he won't work with you again.

Cut for the Crimson Mafia: $246,130 (30% of the reward money)

Spread the spoils wisely.

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All the White Bear bikers drop their guns. Then the lights turned on.

A whole ring of Mexican thugs surround the bikers, their weapons on the ground.

Henrik: How about you fucking shoot me if you have the balls!

PoG thug: Sí señor. Pendejo.

The PoG thugs gun down all the bikers, not just Henrik.

Henrik Arnold is dead, and so are all his fellow bikers. Communism, you have 3 character slots left.

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The latest issue of the Arizona Republic has some very interesting headlines:
(Everyone has access to the news)

Famous Indian Restaurant "Gunjaba Palace" robbed!
Trump Assassination Plans REVEALED!
Trump cancels rally in Phoenix!
Wells Fargo in Fountain Hills robbed with army humvee!
Masha's European Market robbed - Ukrainian mobsters exposed!
Three months after tragic car accident, Sandra Day O'Connor High School erects memorial of girl who died in accident
Drug Deal in Paradise Valley gone wrong - drugs have yet to be found
Two Indians found dead in North Phoenix home - gang troubles or hate crime?
Talking Stick Casino funds business parks near and within its resort
BASIS Schools expand campuses of existing schools in Peoria and Scottsdale
New Tropical Storm spotted in Caribbean - can it soak Texas?
One Year after tragic shooting in New York - an anonymous survivor's tale

Feel free to read more about a particular story by just typing out the headline, maybe it can contain important information or show the public eye on all the shit going on, or just read some of the "fluff" stories (like the New York, tropical storm, or BASIS ones)

can i kill them

give brandon 80% of what he wants so i can have his humvee

give the rest 0% because i dont need them