Blocky's Adventures [RESTARTING SOON]

Posted by The Genghis Khan 
lets go to room 1,414213562373095

Alright.
<Goes in room 1.4142135623 7309504880 1688724209 6980785696 7187537694 8073176679 7379907324 7846210703 8850387534 3276415727 35013846234121497099 9358314132 2266592750 5592755799 9505011527 8206057147 0109559971 6059702745 3459686201 4728517418 6408891986 0955232923 0484308714 3214508397 6260362799 5251407989 6872533965 4633180882 9640620615 2583523950....>

I just see a rectangle triangle. Meh.

Posted by BlueFang24
Well frick the establishment! Go in door 1337420

Alright
<Goes in room 1337420>
Hmmm.........It's locked. Oh.
Well, time to go room 2!
<Goes in room 2>
<Proceeds to enter in, and gets almost blinded with a light>
<Falls unconscious>
<Wakes up>
Oh christ, what happened? Well, it's no importance now.
Hm, let me see.
I'm in a house, in a bedroom. There's a phone on the table.
<Phone starts to ring>
Oh well. Should I pick it up? Or should I do something else? Your choice. donacdum

ignore the call, and order a boneless pizza from a kazakhstani pizza shop

Ignore the call, and order a boneless pizza from a kazakhstani (there were no kazakhstani pizza shops on the current location) italian pizza shop.

Ok.
Well, I'm a bit worried.
<Grabs phone, ignores call>
<Sees that some unknown number called me>
<Calls the local pizza store to order a "boneless" pizza>

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Employee: Welcome to Mondo Pizza! What's your order?
Me: I'd like an uhhh..... boneless pizza?
Employee: What do you mean?
Me: Just a boneless pizza.
Employee: Oh, you mean the classic margherita. 
Me: Yeah.
Employee: Name, please.
Me: Blocko
Employee: Alright, come to pick up in 10 minutes. 

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Alright, 10 minutes and I'll pick up the pizza.
What do I do now?

its time to wait

its time to wait

Aight.
<Waits 10 minutes>
Let's go.
<Goes to the local pizzeria, gets pizza and pays>
<Goes back home>
There. Time to eat it.
<Goes to kitchen>
<Eats it>
Great pizza.
Well, I'll go play on my PC now.
<Turns back, sees 2 doors>
What the? There are two doors, one blue one red. What should I do?
(Cannot go to play PC or something else, the exit of the kitchen is blocked by the two doors)

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to the blue door

-huge ass snip. also, please set it to minium font size when you are typing over a billion of letters to avoid taking up a huge ass space.-

to the blue door

Alright.
<Goes to the blue door>

Damn man, I get a really strong feeling about this but I can't remember anything on this.
<Stands up>
In which door should I go?

lets go to the green door

Feel the walls for a secret door.

If no secret door is found, then cause a paradox and be in the state of both going into the green door and the grey door.

Revived. Didn't expect it? Heh.

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The blockhead proceeds to the green door, but not before touching the walls. It seems he feels nothing.
He opens the door, goes in and it closes.
He is falling in an empty pit.
3 days later, the blockhead lands in a school. (shhh rocket)
He is in a cafeteria. It's crowded.
Everyone around him was: Was the heck? How did he arrive there?
What should the Blockhead do?
A. Get out
B. Sit somewhere
C. Custom