Criminal Business

lets go inside and loot the stuff inside and perhaps loot some enemy heads while at it

Hitojo chops down a window with the fireaxe to get inside, and immediately has bullets whizzing by his head.

Hitojo
HP: 145/145
AP: 0/0
Weapon: M16
Unequipped Weapons: Glock 18, Katana, Fireaxe

Redneck 1
HP: 150/150
AP: 0/0
Weapon: Ruger Mini-14
Range: 10

Redneck 2
HP: 150/150
AP: 0/0
Weapon: Double Barrel Shotgun
Range: 5

Fat Redneck
HP: 200/200
AP: 0/0
Weapon: M16
Range: 5
Ruger Mini-14 (as a reminder)
Origin: United States
Damage: 35 on semiauto, 50 on single-fire.
Rate of fire: Once per second action on single fire, Once per action on semiauto.
Accuracy: 50%
Range: 50%
Clip Size: 6
Reload Time: Two actions
Armor Penetration: 5
Fire Modes: Semiauto (for close-mid range), Singlefire (for long range)

Double-Barrel Shotgun

Origin: Unknown, presumably United States
Damage: 60 per shot
Fire Rate: 1 shot per action for single-barrel fire, 2 shots per action for double-barrel fire
Accuracy: 70% (50% for double barrel fire) within range, otherwise 20% (10% for double barrel fire)
Range: 15% (10% for double barrel fire)
Clip Size: 2
Reload Time: 1 action
Armor Penetration: 7
Fire Modes: Single Barrel Fire, Double Barrel fire

Roll for first action: 1 for Redneck 1, 2 for Redneck 2, 3 for Fat Redneck, 4-6 for Hitojo
Roll: 2

Redneck 2 sets his shotgun to single fire mode, because he doesn't know how to use double fire mode.

Roll for accuracy: 70%
Roll: 78

The first shot misses Hitojo.

Hitojo sees how dangerous the Fat Redneck can be with an M16 and guns him down.

Roll for accuracy: 60% (8 shots to kill the Fat Redneck)
31
74 
71 
99 
70 
81 
21
15 
51 
16 
23 
50 
91 
95 
90 
48 

The Fat Redneck is dead.
+2 M16 magazines
M16 ammo: 9(25)/150

Hitojo reloads.

Roll for reaction: 1 for Redneck 1, 2 for Redneck 2
Roll: 1

Like an idiot, Redneck 1 uses a carbine rifle (essentially a weak sniper) to try to take out Hitojo. He sets it to single fire.

Roll for accuracy: 50%
Roll: 69

He misses.

Roll for action: 1 for Hitojo, 2 for Redneck 2
Roll: 1

Hitojo has finished reloading.
M16 Ammo: 25(25)/134

He aims for Redneck 2, who has the double barrel shotgun. (6 shots to kill Redneck 2)
62 
83
99  
26  
68  
66 
17  
94 
16  
8   
66
69
61  
52  
59

Only Redneck 1 remains. He loses faith in his Ruger Mini-14 and surrenders.

Looking around, Hitojo spies atleast 10 Regular Printers, 5 Advanced Printers, 2 Superprinters, 4 methlabs, and 3 heroin lab.

It will be hard to attempt to transport all of that to Yakuza hands all in one piece. Maybe some blueprints can be located. Or maybe he can try to convince the redneck who just surrender to do some of the lifting.
Or maybe there's some other ideas he hasn't quite thought of.

"hey yuo neckred help me get all this shit, do yuo have a big truck or camping van??????"
i will call for help
also lets collect the fallen ones heads

Drive to the address and check the place WITHOUT being suspicious

"hey yuo neckred help me get all this shit, do yuo have a big truck or camping van??????"
i will call for help
also lets collect the fallen ones heads

Hitojo calls for help in Payson with securing the buffet. 4 Yakuza enforcers in Payson responded and will arrive soon. Since Payson is far away from Phoenix (like an hour or two), it will take 2 updates for more backup to arrive.

Hitojo: Help me put stuff in my truck, and you live. 

He beheads the fallen rednecks with the katana.

Hitojo: Or else die.

Roll for Intimidation: 50% (due to Intimidation, a charisma-based skill, being a neutral skill for Hitojo) (weak skills will have 30%, neutral skills 50%, strong skills 70%)
Roll:  62

Redneck 1 reaches for the M16, seeing how he probably has no chance at living without helping out Hitojo.

Roll for First Action: 1 for Redneck 1, 2 for Hitojo.
Roll: 1

(oh no)

Roll for accuracy (6 shots to kill Hitojo): 60%
82 
3 
12 
98
12 
15 
47 
The 4 Yakuza enforcers arrive, all armed with Akimbo Glock 18s.

(Pistols, revolvers, and machine pistols can be wield akimbo: doubling damage, armor pen, rate of fire, and magazine size, but at the cost of halving range and accuracy, as well as doubling reload time.)
Akimbo Glock 18s
Origin: Austria
Damage: 28
Rate of Fire: 2 times per action in semiauto, 6 times per action in burst mode
Accuracy: 25% in semiauto, 20% in burst
Range: 15%
Clip Size: 36
Reload Time: 2 actions
Armor Penetration: 2
Fire Modes: Semiauto, Burst

All the enforcers set their Glocks to Burst Mode.
Roll for action: 1 for Enforcer 1, 2 for Enforcer 2, 3 for Enforcer 3, 4 for Enforcer 4, 5 for Hitojo, 6 to 10 for the Redneck
Roll: 9

Roll for victim (if its Hitojo u ded lmao): 1 for Enforcer 1, 2 for Enforcer 2, 3 for Enforcer 3, 4 for Enforcer 4, 5 for Hitojo
Roll: 4
Hitojo's HP: 5/145
HP for each enforcer: 100/100
Redneck's M16 ammo: 18(25)/0 (you looted what ammo that M16 had left)
Roll for accuracy: 60% (4 shots to kill any of the Enforcers, 1 shot to kill Hitojo)

But wait, the Redneck focuses on Hitojo, and plans to finish him off with the fireaxe!
Chance of Dodging: 70% (Dodging, a speed-based skill, is a strong skill)
Roll: 5

Hitojo dodges the attack, and prepares the katana. If he is about to die, he must do so honorably.
He moves in to behead the redneck.

Roll for accuracy: 55%
Roll: 19

The Redneck is gruesomely beheaded like a citizen of Nanking.

Enforcer 1: あなたはいくつかの重大な動きがあります。(You have some serious moves.)

Hitojo: 私は軍の将軍だった私の祖父に教えられました。 とにかく、私は死に近いです。 すぐに医療援助を求めてください！(I was taught by my grandfather, who was an army general. Anyways, I am close to death. Seek medical assistance immediately!)

Enforcer 4 calls for a Yakuza medic, only to find out that they are a part of the second wave of backup coming from Phoenix (in 2 updates)

Enforcer 4: 医者は1〜2時間で来るでしょう。 あなたの使命を果たすために最善を尽くしてください。(A doctor will be coming in a hour or two. Just try to do your best to carry out your mission.)

Hitojo: 先に進み、より多くのレッドノートを確認してください。(Go ahead and check for more rednecks.)

COMMANDS:
Hitojo - idle due to low HP
Enforcer 1 - loading the shit
Enforcer 2 - loading the shit
Enforcer 3 - looking out for more rednecks
Enforcer 4 - looking out for more rednecks

Well, there is meth and heroin everywhere.

DRUG DISCOVERED: METH
+ 50 HP Boost, which slowly decays. The stronger the meth, the slower the decay. This stat does stack, but the boost will be half as much, with the decay being 1.5x faster.
- 30% less accuracy. This stat does not stack.
- 10% less speed. This stat does stack.

DRUG DISCOVERED: HEROIN
+ 10% more damage. This stat does stack.
+ 100% Damage Resistance if you have armor. This effect lasts for 2 updates.
- 25 HP. This stat does stack.

Check the address, and look where it leads to WITHOUT BEING SUSPICIOUS

Borislav looks at the address, then puts in on Google Maps.

On arrival, he sees a middle-class one-story house, with some middle-aged guy in a rocking chair on the porch. No guns in sight. There is barking and growling coming from the house.

The guy notices this mysterious van being parked right infront of the house, and runs inside. 

oH FUCK epic  ((wouldnt we know about this or   n))
edit pt2 electric boogaloo:  what stuff can we do inside the base

(you will not know of Borislav's mission unless Borislav or Vadim relays the information about the mission to Angela or a Crimson Mafia informant either directly or indirectly.)
NEW MISSION OPPORTUNITY IN NORTH PHOENIX.
All 3 Advanced Printers are completely setup.
You can examine the blueprints for the Krokodil lab and see what materials are needed.

You can also put out some propaganda or flyers to try to replace the dead guards with fresh meat.

Crimson Mafia Vault: $496,361
Heists:
Potential Heists within Fountain Hills:
Al Banchi's Italian 
- Possibly a front for Luccis, Gambinis, or Loranzios. Whoever they turn out to work for, you will lose respect from them.
- Minimum Crew: 1
- Cost to conduct: $3000
- Requirements: None
- Potential allies: none. you are on your own.
- Rewards: All the money in Al Banchi's Italian.
Euromarket
- A front for the Ukrainian Bratva. You will lose Ukrainian Bratva respect for working for them
- Minimum Crew: 1
- Cost to conduct: $7000
- Requirements: None
- Potential Allies: Russian Bratva forces in Fountain Hills and nearby North Scottsdale are currenting fighting Ukrainian Bratva and will assist you.
- Rewards: All the money in Euromarket, maybe Ukrainian Bratva weapons, items, money, drugs, or plans.
Talking Stick Casino
- A large casino/resort, also doubling as the HQ of the Gambini Mafia in Phoenix. You will become a sworn enemy of the Gambini Mafia for life.
- Minimum Crew: 4 (one getaway driver/pilot, one hacker/breacher to break into any safes or vaults, atleast two gunmen)
- Cost to conduct: $20000
- Requirements: Heavy weaponry and armor to deal with the best of the Gambini Mafia and the police (either from black market, the best gunshop you can find, or from raiding a police station or military base). An armored vehicle (either a van, truck, or helicopter [helicopter must be from a hospital, police station, fire station, airport, or news station]) for the getaway, because expect the entirety of the Gambini Mafia to descend upon you. Lockpick and/or C4 (get both from black market) to breach into any vaults, safes, or other storages where loot and production will be at.
- Potential Allies: Russian Bratva, Romanian Mafia, and Loranzio Mafia may assist you. Maybe Lucci Mafia.
- Rewards: Completely eliminate the Gambini Mafia: all their weapons, drugs, plans, money. Any businesses they had can be brought up by the Crimson Mafia.
If the Talking Stick Casino heist fails, it will probably be the end of the Crimson Mafia. That heist is huge risk, huge reward.

Go to other areas of the map (such as Scottsdale, Tempe, or go on Highway 87 to the Mogollon Rim or Mesa) for more heist opportunities.

Checking out the drug labs:
14 meth has been made. (around $1000-3000 per meth) [LEVEL 2]
20 LSD has been made. (around $2500 per LSD) [LEVEL 2]
IN STORAGE: 17 krokodil ($4000-6000 per needle), 179 meth, 224 LSD.

Checking out the money printers:
The one Regular Printer has printed $50,000, but requires maintanence (costs $2000, takes a turn)
Advanced Printer 1 has printed $15000. 18 updates left until it stops working.
Advanced Printer 2 has printed $7500. 19 updates left until it stops working.
Advanced Printer 3 has not printed any money yet. 20 updates left until it stops working.

Fountain Hill locations:
State Highway 87 - either go to Mesa or to the Mogollon Rim: a rural forest and mountainous area with one decently-sized town called Payson and a few other villages.
Shea Blvd - go to South Scottsdale and Paradise Valley.
Bell Road - go to North Scottsdale, North Phoenix, and the West Valley.
Fort McDowell Road - go to Fort McDowell, and eventually Carefree.
Talking Stick Casino - Gambini Mafia HQ (Mission/favors not available as of now.)
Mayo Hospital - Heal yourself and your gang members back up.
Holiday Inn Express - have a good night's stay, strike up a new offer with the pro-Russian Bratva CEO, or bang a prostitute (a male one which is rare).
Bill's Guns And Ammo - a crappy gunshop. You are better off going to the Scottsdale Gun Club or even the black market, but atleast stuff here is certainly the cheapest.
Black Market - buy and sell illegal shit here.
Euromarket - buy food and drinks from Eastern Europe
Al Banchi's Italian - mama mia, buy-a crap-a Italian food!

Current allies:
Jewish Mob (gained by diplomacy, direct military and economic alliance)
Gambini Mafia (gained by diplomacy, indirect [aka mercenaries] military and economic alliance)
Russian Mafia (allies from the start due to common nationality of leaders, full alliance of all things)

Wild Cards:
White Bears (hostile to Jewish Mob AND Alesaba, pitting them against both an enemy and ally of the Crimson Mafia)
Romanian Mafia (in the middle of a civil war. Parts of the mafia are allied, and parts of them are hostile.)

Current potential enemies:
Lucci Mafia (well, it's a long story. Something to do with LSD.)

Current enemies:
Ukrainian Bratva (enemy of Russian Bratva, the CM's number 1 ally)
Alesaba (weakened by the AIC heist and to be weakened further by raids by SWAT and alt-right groups, but remnants can still attack CM at any opportunity)

collect drugs + money, sell all drugs if vigilante level is at the 0, after drugs are sold (and/or collected), go to north phoenix

ew drugs i must find a way to heal without dying lets go home

collect drugs + money, sell all drugs if vigilante level is at the 0, after drugs are sold (and/or collected), go to north phoenix

Vigilantes won't screw up your sale of drugs. Police can.
Also if you do not specify the price of the drugs to sell, it will be randomized if the drug has a price range. Each digit will be rolled. If the roll is invalid, the digit will be rerolled until it lands on a valid number. 

You sell the drugs.
SELLING: 7 krokodil, 193 meth, 244 LSD.
EXPECTED INCOME: 
$68,000-102,000 from Krokodil
$193,000-579,000 from meth
$610,000 from LSD
TOTAL: $871,000-1,291,000 if all drugs are sold

ROLLS FOR KROKODIL PRICE:
Roll for Thousands Digit: 1-3 for reroll. 4-6 to not reroll
Roll: 6
(Maximum price is $6000.)

ROLLS FOR METH PRICE:
Roll for Thousands Digit
Roll: 3
(Maximum price is $3000)

Krokodil Price: $6000
Meth Price: $3000
LSD Price: $2500

Due to its exoticness, all 17 Krokodil was sold. However, don't expect customers to last long since krokodil is a horrifying killer drug.
Due to there being less suppliers for meth, yet the same demand, the $3000 price was more acceptable than last time. However, 40 meth was stolen. (153 meth sold at $3000)
As usual, all 244 LSD was sold at $2500. A few suppliers notice the oppurtunity in the LSD market, but their LSD is shite compared to the CM's LSD. The one would-have-been-worthy competitor, the Lucci Mafia, had their LSD farms raided and transferred to your gang after all.

Profit: $1,171,000

The printer money has been collected. (If printer money is collected, the lifespan is extended by one turn, but you can not collect again for another 3-10 updates, or until maintenance is needed, depending on the amount of money collected)
+ $140,000

[b]Crimson Mafia Vault: $1,807,361 (damn)[/b]

Plenty of new heist opportunities have shown up, although they are further away. Pick an area in this post and check em out.
Front/base opportunities have shown up in the rest of Phoenix, and in Tucson.

Heading to North Phoenix via Loop 101...

North Phoenix Locations:

Interstate 17 - either go to Downtown and the southern neighborhoods, or go north to Prescott, Sedona, and Flagstaff.
Loop 101 - either go to Northwest Valley, West Valley, Southwest Valley, OR go back to Scottsdale, Paradise Valley, and the East Valley.
Bell Road - either go to the P83 Entertainment District or go to Paradise Valley.
Happy Valley Road - go to North Peoria
59th Avenue - go to Glendale
83rd Avenue - go to P83 and Peoria
35th Avenue - go to Maryvale.
Wet n Wild - get wet, go wild with a waterpark (conduct the Wet n Wild heist)
Tandoori Bistro - an Indian restaurant that is also a Hindu Mob front (work with Hindu Mob or conduct the Tandoori Bistro heist)
Gunjaba Palace - another Indian restaurant, this time a front for Indian Power (work for Indian Power or conduct the Gunjaba Palace heist)
Asiana Market - a store that is up for grabs between the Russian Bratva, the Ukrainian Bratva, the Romanian Mafia, the Ledung Triad, and the Kechan Triad. (conduct the Asiana Market heist, try to buy it out, or help Russian Bratva buy it.)
Andrei's Shop - a garage owned by a Romanian (MISSION AVAILABLE)
Phoenix PD - the police station for North Phoenix (raid it for weapons, equipment, and knowledge of tactics and plans exclusive to them)
Angelina's Pho and Grill - a Vietnamese restaurant owned by a up-and-coming Vietnamese gang (work for the Tran Boys or conduct the Angelina's heist)

ew drugs i must find a way to heal without dying lets go home

Hitojo decides to idle around because he is too weak. 
The buffet is clear. Enforcer 3 tells the backup wave to divert highway patrol at the roadwork areas, and for the medic to rush to Payson to help Hitojo.
The medic will arrive in the next update. Hitojo will not be driving.

wow thats a lot of money
go to the garage i guess

ok,.,.,

wow thats a lot of money
go to the garage i guess

You drive to Andrei's Garage.

Mission for the Romanian rebels: Un fort numit Sumter

There is currently a firefight going on between the Romanian Mafia and, well, the Romanian Mafia. Some of them have clothes with white replacing yellow.
Angela has seen the civil war in the Romanian Mafia first hand.

She steps out with her six bodyguards, and approach a wounded Romanian with white clothes.

Angela: Hello, speak English. What's going on here?

Wounded Romanian: So - the guys in white - they are rebelling against the Romanian boss Armand - under the command of the underboss -- Mita.

Angela: Last I heard from the Russians, the rebels were in the East, right?

Wounded Romanian: We are taking the fight - to the loyalists' land - And you are an ally of the Russians - yes?

Angela: That is true.

Wounded Romanian: Fuck yea... - help the rest of us - inside. Shoot yellows, - don't shoot whites.

The voice of the Wounded Romanian gets more raspy.

Wounded Romanian's HP: 8/100 (DYING - 1 HP LOST PER ACTION, AVERT BY HEALING HIM ABOVE 30 HP OR BY USING STIMPACKS)

Medical supplies:
Medipac - contains 3 stimpacks, 3 syringes of a mysterious antidote, and 5 healthkits. (one healthkit was used in the Wells Fargo heist)

Mission Objectives: Clear out all Romanian loyalists in Andrei's Garage. Help the Romanian rebels capture Andrei's garage, and they will be glad to offer you some of the loot.

WEAPONS IN THE VAN: (can only pick one assault rifle [AK, Galil, SCAR L] per fighter)
10 AK-47s
10 Galils
10 SCAR-Ls
20 Glock 18s
10 MP5s
20 Combat Knives

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ok,.,.,

The medic and the Yakuza convoy meet at the rest stop at AZ 87 and AZ 188. Hitojo gets healed.

Hitojo's HP: 145/145

The convoy arrives home, escorted by the secondary backup.

Mission Success
Rewards:
+ $7,000
+ Regular Kevlar (100 AP, absorbs 35% of damage)
+ Gets to keep the fireaxe
+ A Medipac (see above)


CHANDLER:

Lee Lee Supermarket - a Yakuza-run front where all the opium and printers seems to go.
US 60 - go to I-10 in South Tempe or to Apache Junction, East Mesa, and the eastern parts of Arizona.
AZ 87 - go to Fountain Hills and West Mesa or to South Chandler and I-10 on the way to Tucson
Chandler Blvd - Go to Gilbert or Santan
AZ 202 - go to I-10, AZ 101, or to Santan. Eventually meets US 60 and loops through Mesa and Tempe to Downtown.
AZ 101 - go to Tempe and Scottsdale. Eventually goes to northern and western neigjborhoods
Chandler Fashion Square - visit to see all the places to rob
Mayo Chandler - heal up
Black market - if you have been reading this game you prob know what this is by now
Shooters Dream - some hole in the wall gunstore
Chandler PD - the Chandler police department. 
XXX - a hidden strip club

No mission available from the Pagoda. 

Drive around Phoenix for mission opportunities.