The Hoff
896 posts
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Joined: Jan 2017
"Your puny religion [insert Warden's religion here] is a joke. (((Judaism))) is almost done for, Christianity has become too backward and evasive, and Islam is a religion of not peace, but of terrorism. All other religions are irrelevant... except the Church of Hasselhoff. Join us, and receive the mighty blessing of the Hoff, or else."
If he denies, get all the Church of Hasselhoff members to mob up on the warden and beat/stab him to death.
Regardless of what happens, prepare to sacrifice Sonic and the Prisoner Twins (for rejecting the Church of Hasselhoff) to be sent to Ugandan Heaven
This post was last modified: 01-13-2018, 11:38 AM by The Hoff.
BL_ID: 42057
hello. if you happened to come back to this dead forum to re-read my forum games, i.e. The Vigilante, Infinity Tower, Criminal Business (for nostalgia?), you are out of luck. I saved each game to my computer in PDF form. Needless to say, these forum games are probably deleted. However, if you pm me on Discord (Oh shit, he#4107), I might be able to give them to you.
Why?
1. too much references to stuff close IRL friends or family will understand.
2. shit writing
3. a few things in CB prob put me on a list
So yeah.
The Genghis Khan
Shitposter
697 posts
48 threads
Joined: Jan 2017
(01-13-2018, 11:09 AM)The Hoff Wrote: "Your puny religion [insert Warden's religion here] is a joke. (((Judaism))) is almost done for, Christianity has become too backward and evasive, and Islam is a religion of not peace, but of terrorism. All other religions are irrelevant... except the Church of Hasselhoff. Join us, and receive the mighty blessing of the Hoff, or else."
If he denies, get all the Church of Hasselhoff members to mob up on the warden and beat/stab him to death.
Regardless of what happens, prepare to sacrifice Sonic and the Prisoner Twins (for rejecting the Church of Hasselhoff) to be sent to Ugandan Heaven
If they mob the warden, Sauron will summon his mace with the power of the ring he made with the tree, and go on a rampage and recreate Mordor
hi there
The Hoff
896 posts
45 threads
Joined: Jan 2017
(01-13-2018, 12:11 PM)The Genghis Khan Wrote: If they mob the warden, Sauron will summon his mace with the power of the ring he made with the tree, and go on a rampage and recreate Mordor
convert Sauron first before mobbing on the warden
BL_ID: 42057
hello. if you happened to come back to this dead forum to re-read my forum games, i.e. The Vigilante, Infinity Tower, Criminal Business (for nostalgia?), you are out of luck. I saved each game to my computer in PDF form. Needless to say, these forum games are probably deleted. However, if you pm me on Discord (Oh shit, he#4107), I might be able to give them to you.
Why?
1. too much references to stuff close IRL friends or family will understand.
2. shit writing
3. a few things in CB prob put me on a list
So yeah.
The Genghis Khan
Shitposter
697 posts
48 threads
Joined: Jan 2017
(01-13-2018, 03:18 PM)The Hoff Wrote: convert Sauron first before mobbing on the warden
no
i will convert you all instead
This post was last modified: 01-13-2018, 04:29 PM by The Genghis Khan.
hi there
The Hoff
896 posts
45 threads
Joined: Jan 2017
(01-13-2018, 04:28 PM)The Genghis Khan Wrote: no
i will convert you all instead
NO GENGHIS DONT POST ON THIS GAME ANYMORE YOU HAVE 665 POSTS YOU WILL CURSE THIS GAME
This post was last modified: 01-13-2018, 05:01 PM by The Hoff.
BL_ID: 42057
hello. if you happened to come back to this dead forum to re-read my forum games, i.e. The Vigilante, Infinity Tower, Criminal Business (for nostalgia?), you are out of luck. I saved each game to my computer in PDF form. Needless to say, these forum games are probably deleted. However, if you pm me on Discord (Oh shit, he#4107), I might be able to give them to you.
Why?
1. too much references to stuff close IRL friends or family will understand.
2. shit writing
3. a few things in CB prob put me on a list
So yeah.
Communism
Gay
804 posts
34 threads
Joined: Jan 2017
The Genghis Khan
Shitposter
697 posts
48 threads
Joined: Jan 2017
do yu kno the wae of the davel
hi there
The Hoff
896 posts
45 threads
Joined: Jan 2017
(01-13-2018, 05:13 PM)The Genghis Khan Wrote: do yu kno the wae of the davel
oh
shit
this game is cursed now evacuate
BL_ID: 42057
hello. if you happened to come back to this dead forum to re-read my forum games, i.e. The Vigilante, Infinity Tower, Criminal Business (for nostalgia?), you are out of luck. I saved each game to my computer in PDF form. Needless to say, these forum games are probably deleted. However, if you pm me on Discord (Oh shit, he#4107), I might be able to give them to you.
Why?
1. too much references to stuff close IRL friends or family will understand.
2. shit writing
3. a few things in CB prob put me on a list
So yeah.
The Hoff
896 posts
45 threads
Joined: Jan 2017
(01-12-2018, 11:17 PM)BlueFang24 Wrote: Knuckles is done for, falling into the lava and going to Ugandan Heaven in accordance with the Sacred Scriptures of the Church of Hoff
wait a fucking SECOND
it's called the Core Tenants you fucking un-educated nonbeliever
![[Image: taxJS6V.png]](https://i.imgur.com/taxJS6V.png)
(some of these Tenants are outdated, as they were specific to Trogtor's Floating City 2017 where it all began)
BL_ID: 42057
hello. if you happened to come back to this dead forum to re-read my forum games, i.e. The Vigilante, Infinity Tower, Criminal Business (for nostalgia?), you are out of luck. I saved each game to my computer in PDF form. Needless to say, these forum games are probably deleted. However, if you pm me on Discord (Oh shit, he#4107), I might be able to give them to you.
Why?
1. too much references to stuff close IRL friends or family will understand.
2. shit writing
3. a few things in CB prob put me on a list
So yeah.
BlueFang24
152 posts
4 threads
Joined: Jun 2017
I'm going to give skeletal at least a day if he doesn't respond I will do something for him
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