The Hoff
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70. bring the best hooker to a fancy clothes shop to buy her a dress so you can impress the Serbian government that you are not a single 30 year old basement dweller still living with his parents
but you dont know enough serbian to buy stuff
This post was last modified: 07-18-2017, 12:11 AM by The Hoff.
Edit Reason: i was typing on my phone smh
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hello. if you happened to come back to this dead forum to re-read my forum games, i.e. The Vigilante, Infinity Tower, Criminal Business (for nostalgia?), you are out of luck. I saved each game to my computer in PDF form. Needless to say, these forum games are probably deleted. However, if you pm me on Discord (Oh shit, he#4107), I might be able to give them to you.
Why?
1. too much references to stuff close IRL friends or family will understand.
2. shit writing
3. a few things in CB prob put me on a list
So yeah.
Skeletal¹²³™
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71. learn serbian, but to learn serbian you need to go to school so drive to school 130 km/h with animals on ![[Image: M0xBj2H.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/M0xBj2H.jpg)
Thank you for understanding why we did this and we hope to see all of you following the rules to keep this place a very safe environment.
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The Hoff
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72. you are considered too old and foreign to be accepted in any school, so you must learn this phrase: "I do not know Serbian, please speak English" in Serbian or find a translator.
This post was last modified: 07-19-2017, 08:03 PM by The Hoff.
BL_ID: 42057
hello. if you happened to come back to this dead forum to re-read my forum games, i.e. The Vigilante, Infinity Tower, Criminal Business (for nostalgia?), you are out of luck. I saved each game to my computer in PDF form. Needless to say, these forum games are probably deleted. However, if you pm me on Discord (Oh shit, he#4107), I might be able to give them to you.
Why?
1. too much references to stuff close IRL friends or family will understand.
2. shit writing
3. a few things in CB prob put me on a list
So yeah.
Erjon
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Joined: Jan 2017
Step 73. Invent a Serbian translator
I asked the Cleverbot what was the scouters power level ![[Image: wNgKWQz.png]](http://i.imgur.com/wNgKWQz.png)
The Hoff
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74. hire a Serbian-English translator person, literally nullifying steps 71 and 73. Now that you have the translator, buy some fancy clothes for the hooker you picked up with the translator's assistance.
BL_ID: 42057
hello. if you happened to come back to this dead forum to re-read my forum games, i.e. The Vigilante, Infinity Tower, Criminal Business (for nostalgia?), you are out of luck. I saved each game to my computer in PDF form. Needless to say, these forum games are probably deleted. However, if you pm me on Discord (Oh shit, he#4107), I might be able to give them to you.
Why?
1. too much references to stuff close IRL friends or family will understand.
2. shit writing
3. a few things in CB prob put me on a list
So yeah.
The Hoff
896 posts
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Joined: Jan 2017
bumped.
75. as soon as you were about to leave the store, someone teleports in from another game. Question the person about his teleportation methods.
This post was last modified: 07-27-2017, 10:03 AM by The Hoff.
BL_ID: 42057
hello. if you happened to come back to this dead forum to re-read my forum games, i.e. The Vigilante, Infinity Tower, Criminal Business (for nostalgia?), you are out of luck. I saved each game to my computer in PDF form. Needless to say, these forum games are probably deleted. However, if you pm me on Discord (Oh shit, he#4107), I might be able to give them to you.
Why?
1. too much references to stuff close IRL friends or family will understand.
2. shit writing
3. a few things in CB prob put me on a list
So yeah.
Skeletal¹²³™
538 posts
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Joined: Jan 2017
76. shoot him and force him to tell where is the golden brick
Thank you for understanding why we did this and we hope to see all of you following the rules to keep this place a very safe environment.
-Gauche
Erjon
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77. you got the golden brick ok lock this topic now
I asked the Cleverbot what was the scouters power level
The Hoff
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78. it was a fake golden brick. anyways proceed to meet the Serbian president in the Serbian Parliament with the teleporting guy because why not.
"Човек са вама који може да телепорт зна за златном циглом. Познаје локацију, и знамо како да га добијемо. Једини наговештај за који вам кажемо је да га контролише прљави капиталистички милијардер и да је јако чуван и да је потребан снеакав приступ."
The translator says: "The man with you who can teleport knows about the golden brick. He knows the location, and we know how to get it. The only hint we are telling you is that it is controlled by a dirty capitalist billionaire and is heavily guarded, and that a sneaky approach is required."
the teleporting guy will tell you that the location is somewhere in Seattle, Washington.
BL_ID: 42057
hello. if you happened to come back to this dead forum to re-read my forum games, i.e. The Vigilante, Infinity Tower, Criminal Business (for nostalgia?), you are out of luck. I saved each game to my computer in PDF form. Needless to say, these forum games are probably deleted. However, if you pm me on Discord (Oh shit, he#4107), I might be able to give them to you.
Why?
1. too much references to stuff close IRL friends or family will understand.
2. shit writing
3. a few things in CB prob put me on a list
So yeah.
Rocket
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this is getting ridiculous
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