Criminal Business
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The Hoff


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09-23-2017, 01:01 AM -
(09-22-2017, 05:55 PM)Communism Wrote: is literally everything gonna go wrong in this fucking place

see if it's possible that i can grab the shotgun, and then go buy some scar-ls i guess

then go buy some of those cool cluster grenades

(its the black market, ofc things can go wrong)

The buyer limps back to the stand only to find the shotgun missing and the cop dead without the vest and belt.

He limps to the Belgian.

CM Buyer: Hello. What's difference between the SCAR H and SCAR L? And how much are your other guns?

The Belgian speaks in an accent that seems like a disgusting mix of French and Dutch accents.

Belgian: The SCAR-L is an assault rifle with the 5.56 caliber. Since the SCAR-H has a 7.62 caliber, it is more of an automatic sniper rifle, or a battle rifle.

CM Buyer: And what about those other guns that you have, especially the P90 on your back?

The Belgian goes on and on about how Belgium is one of the pioneers and major powers of modern military weapons, and even allowed the United States to have their light machine guns.

Weapons List:
[PISTOL] Five-Seven: $570
[PISTOL] FNP45: $450
[SUBMACHINE GUN] P90: $5000
[ASSAULT RIFLE] SCAR-L: $6000
[ASSAULT RIFLE] FAL: $4000
[BATTLE RIFLE] SCAR-H: $9000
[LIGHT MACHINE GUN] M240: $20,400
[LIGHT MACHINE GUN] M249: $24,900

How many SCAR-Ls are you buying? (next time please get into the habit of stating HOW MANY of one gun you are buying otherwise I am going to assume 1.)
This post was last modified: 09-23-2017, 01:03 AM by The Hoff.
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hello. if you happened to come back to this dead forum to re-read my forum games, i.e. The Vigilante, Infinity Tower, Criminal Business (for nostalgia?), you are out of luck. I saved each game to my computer in PDF form. Needless to say, these forum games are probably deleted. However, if you pm me on Discord (Oh shit, he#4107), I might be able to give them to you.

Why?
1. too much references to stuff close IRL friends or family will understand.
2. shit writing
3. a few things in CB prob put me on a list

So yeah.


Messages In This Thread
Criminal Business - by The Hoff - 08-14-2017, 11:08 PM
RE: Criminal Business [Diplomacy] - by The Hoff - 09-14-2017, 09:38 PM
RE: Criminal Business [Diplomacy] - by Communism - 09-14-2017, 08:38 PM
RE: Criminal Business [Diplomacy] - by The Hoff - 09-15-2017, 06:02 PM
RE: Criminal Business [Diplomacy] - by Communism - 09-15-2017, 08:30 PM
RE: Criminal Business [Diplomacy] - by The Hoff - 09-15-2017, 11:37 PM
RE: Criminal Business [Diplomacy] - by Communism - 09-17-2017, 02:13 PM
RE: Criminal Business [Diplomacy] - by The Hoff - 09-19-2017, 09:18 PM
RE: Criminal Business [Diplomacy] - by The Hoff - 09-22-2017, 10:15 AM
RE: Criminal Business [Diplomacy] - by Communism - 09-22-2017, 05:55 PM
RE: Criminal Business [Diplomacy] - by The Hoff - 09-23-2017, 01:01 AM
RE: Criminal Business - by Skeletal¹²³™ - 01-07-2018, 12:12 PM
RE: Criminal Business - by Communism - 01-07-2018, 01:26 PM
RE: Criminal Business - by The Hoff - 01-07-2018, 03:18 PM
RE: Criminal Business - by Communism - 01-07-2018, 05:29 PM
RE: Criminal Business - by The Hoff - 01-08-2018, 12:56 PM
RE: Criminal Business - by Communism - 01-08-2018, 01:02 PM
RE: Criminal Business - by The Hoff - 01-08-2018, 01:39 PM
RE: Criminal Business - by Communism - 01-08-2018, 02:19 PM
RE: Criminal Business - by The Hoff - 01-09-2018, 06:08 PM
RE: Criminal Business - by Skeletal¹²³™ - 01-08-2018, 01:41 PM
RE: Criminal Business - by The Hoff - 01-08-2018, 07:04 PM
RE: Criminal Business - by The Hoff - 06-22-2018, 10:08 PM

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