Criminal Business
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The Hoff


896 posts 45 threads Joined: Jan 2017
11-16-2017, 09:09 PM -
(11-16-2017, 05:59 PM)The Genghis Khan Wrote: buy comdon for 75 monies

then ask for more work

You buy Condom 4.

-$575
Hitojo's Pocket Money: $4425

Roll for Max HP Boost or Nerf (88 or below for boost, 89 and above for nerf)
Roll: 83 (damn close)
Roll for Max HP Increase (1% = 0.5 Max HP)
Roll: 90
You gain +45 Max HP

Hitojo's HP: 145/145

After a really good time with the prostitute and some more flirting and number-dropping, you take the 202 to the Yakuza pagoda in Santan to get more work.

Mission for the Yakuza: Payson Prints
Hitojo enters the pagoda in much the same fashion as he has done before. This time, only Kiko is there.

Hitojo: 下敷きはどこに行きましたか? (Where did the underbosses go?)
Kiko: 彼らはあなたがハイジャックしたトラックを処理するために行った。 あなたは仕事をきちんとやったと言わなければならない。(They went to handle the truckload you just hijacked. I must say that you have done the job quite nicely.)
Hitojo: ありがとうございます。(Thank you, sir.)

Kiko: 今、できるだけ多くの異なる収入源を確保する必要があります。 我々はトライアドと再び戦う前に、自分たちの経済を構築し強化しなければなりません。 彼らは私たちをかなり荒廃させました。 私たちは1つの薬を安全に保有しており、私たちの手の中に簡単に遊んでいます。次の仕事がより簡単になることを期待しています。(Now, we need to secure as many different sources of income as possible. We must build and strengthen our own economy before we can have war with the Triads once more. They have quite devastated us. We have one drug secured, played easily right into our hands, and I have reasonable expectation that the next job will be easier.)
Hitojo:まあ、本当に?(Oh really?)
Kiko: はい、そうです。 ペイソンには中華料理のビュッフェがあります。 さて、私たちが知る限り、町にはギャングはありません。 スカウトは以前、この放棄されたビュッフェの中には、おそらくパートタイムで狩りをする田舎のマニアックに何とかつながっていたお金のプリンタファームと言われました。 そして今、あなたが尋ねる前に、武器はどうですか? 私はあなたをカバーしました。(Well yes. There is an abandoned Chinese buffet all the way in Payson. Now, there are no gangs in the town as far as we know. A scout earlier told me that inside this abandoned buffet is a money printer farm, somehow kept together by countryside maniacs who probably go hunting part time. And now, before you ask, what about weapons? I have you covered.)

ASSAULT RIFLE ACQUIRED: M16
+4 M16 magazines
M16 ammo: 25/100 5.56
+3 Glock 18 magazines

Glock 18 ammo: 17/72 -> 18/71
MELEE WEAPON ACQUIRED: Katana
Damage: 40-50. 100 on neck, heart, back, or top of head. Can cut off limbs. Can behead someone in a very gruesome style.
Rate of Fire: 1 time per action
Armor Penetration: 0
Special Traits: If you are Japanese, you can feel the greatness of the Bushido swarm you, and you feel like fighting honorably for Japan. If you are not Japanese, you look like a weeaboo and become a girl repellent /joke

Mission Objective: Go to the abandoned Chinese buffet in Payson. Break in, remove any opposition, seize the money printers and any other loot, and truck them back to Lee Lee. Avoid all Highway Patrol or Triads.

You still have access to the Yakuza radio. You drive west from Santan to AZ-87, until you realize that you are running out of gas, and you are now using some beat up van that has been damaged from god knows what.
BL_ID: 42057

hello. if you happened to come back to this dead forum to re-read my forum games, i.e. The Vigilante, Infinity Tower, Criminal Business (for nostalgia?), you are out of luck. I saved each game to my computer in PDF form. Needless to say, these forum games are probably deleted. However, if you pm me on Discord (Oh shit, he#4107), I might be able to give them to you.

Why?
1. too much references to stuff close IRL friends or family will understand.
2. shit writing
3. a few things in CB prob put me on a list

So yeah.


Messages In This Thread
Criminal Business - by The Hoff - 08-14-2017, 11:08 PM
RE: Criminal Business [Diplomacy] - by The Hoff - 09-14-2017, 09:38 PM
RE: Criminal Business [Diplomacy] - by Communism - 09-14-2017, 08:38 PM
RE: Criminal Business [Diplomacy] - by The Hoff - 09-15-2017, 06:02 PM
RE: Criminal Business [Diplomacy] - by Communism - 09-15-2017, 08:30 PM
RE: Criminal Business [Diplomacy] - by The Hoff - 09-15-2017, 11:37 PM
RE: Criminal Business [Diplomacy] - by Communism - 09-17-2017, 02:13 PM
RE: Criminal Business [Diplomacy] - by The Hoff - 09-19-2017, 09:18 PM
RE: Criminal Business [Diplomacy] - by The Hoff - 09-22-2017, 10:15 AM
RE: Criminal Business [Diplomacy] - by Communism - 09-22-2017, 05:55 PM
RE: Criminal Business [Diplomacy] - by The Hoff - 09-23-2017, 01:01 AM
RE: Criminal Business [Weebs and Ragheads] - by The Hoff - 11-16-2017, 09:09 PM
RE: Criminal Business - by Skeletal¹²³™ - 01-07-2018, 12:12 PM
RE: Criminal Business - by Communism - 01-07-2018, 01:26 PM
RE: Criminal Business - by The Hoff - 01-07-2018, 03:18 PM
RE: Criminal Business - by Communism - 01-07-2018, 05:29 PM
RE: Criminal Business - by The Hoff - 01-08-2018, 12:56 PM
RE: Criminal Business - by Communism - 01-08-2018, 01:02 PM
RE: Criminal Business - by The Hoff - 01-08-2018, 01:39 PM
RE: Criminal Business - by Communism - 01-08-2018, 02:19 PM
RE: Criminal Business - by The Hoff - 01-09-2018, 06:08 PM
RE: Criminal Business - by Skeletal¹²³™ - 01-08-2018, 01:41 PM
RE: Criminal Business - by The Hoff - 01-08-2018, 07:04 PM
RE: Criminal Business - by The Hoff - 06-22-2018, 10:08 PM

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