Criminal Business
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The Hoff


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12-14-2017, 05:46 PM -
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im kidding fuck ajit pai i hate all indians now but my school is full of them reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee then again im kidding


The strongest of the bodyguards kick the door down.
Inside are three Romanian loyalists, each of them holding a pistol to the head of a middle-aged woman tied up and strapped to a chair. Two of them grab AKs and aim them at Angela.
Loyalist 1's HP: 100/100
Weapon: AK-47

Loyalist 2's HP: 100/100
Weapon: AK-47

Loyalist 3's HP: 100/100
Weapon: M9 Beretta
Holstered: Whip
*Aiming for headshot (3x damage) on the woman*

Captive Woman's HP: 50/50
Weapon: None
*Tied up, can not do anything*
Angela: DROP THE GUNS! WE ARE NOT AFRAI-
Roll for Intimidation: 50% (Charisma-based skill, charisma is neutral)
Roll: 49 (almost fucked up there)

The loyalists all drop their guns.
Loyalists: Alright, we surrender, but pay us $100,000 and you can have Mita. 

Crimson Mafia Vault: $1,807,361 (will require one Crimson Mafia member to bring in the money: will take 2 updates)
This post was last modified: 12-14-2017, 06:05 PM by The Hoff.
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hello. if you happened to come back to this dead forum to re-read my forum games, i.e. The Vigilante, Infinity Tower, Criminal Business (for nostalgia?), you are out of luck. I saved each game to my computer in PDF form. Needless to say, these forum games are probably deleted. However, if you pm me on Discord (Oh shit, he#4107), I might be able to give them to you.

Why?
1. too much references to stuff close IRL friends or family will understand.
2. shit writing
3. a few things in CB prob put me on a list

So yeah.


Messages In This Thread
Criminal Business - by The Hoff - 08-14-2017, 11:08 PM
RE: Criminal Business [Diplomacy] - by The Hoff - 09-14-2017, 09:38 PM
RE: Criminal Business [Diplomacy] - by Communism - 09-14-2017, 08:38 PM
RE: Criminal Business [Diplomacy] - by The Hoff - 09-15-2017, 06:02 PM
RE: Criminal Business [Diplomacy] - by Communism - 09-15-2017, 08:30 PM
RE: Criminal Business [Diplomacy] - by The Hoff - 09-15-2017, 11:37 PM
RE: Criminal Business [Diplomacy] - by Communism - 09-17-2017, 02:13 PM
RE: Criminal Business [Diplomacy] - by The Hoff - 09-19-2017, 09:18 PM
RE: Criminal Business [Diplomacy] - by The Hoff - 09-22-2017, 10:15 AM
RE: Criminal Business [Diplomacy] - by Communism - 09-22-2017, 05:55 PM
RE: Criminal Business [Diplomacy] - by The Hoff - 09-23-2017, 01:01 AM
YOU REQUIRE THE DELUXE PACKAGE TO SEE "Criminal Business [Romanian Revolution]" - by The Hoff - 12-14-2017, 05:46 PM
RE: Criminal Business - by Skeletal¹²³™ - 01-07-2018, 12:12 PM
RE: Criminal Business - by Communism - 01-07-2018, 01:26 PM
RE: Criminal Business - by The Hoff - 01-07-2018, 03:18 PM
RE: Criminal Business - by Communism - 01-07-2018, 05:29 PM
RE: Criminal Business - by The Hoff - 01-08-2018, 12:56 PM
RE: Criminal Business - by Communism - 01-08-2018, 01:02 PM
RE: Criminal Business - by The Hoff - 01-08-2018, 01:39 PM
RE: Criminal Business - by Communism - 01-08-2018, 02:19 PM
RE: Criminal Business - by The Hoff - 01-09-2018, 06:08 PM
RE: Criminal Business - by Skeletal¹²³™ - 01-08-2018, 01:41 PM
RE: Criminal Business - by The Hoff - 01-08-2018, 07:04 PM
RE: Criminal Business - by The Hoff - 06-22-2018, 10:08 PM

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