Blocky's Adventures [RESTARTING SOON]
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Skeletal¹²³™


538 posts 16 threads Joined: Jan 2017
12-11-2017, 09:56 AM -
#41
4 days later without eating...
"Christ, I feel so dizzy. What's today? 24? Good!"
>Goes to the Winter palace with a lot of angry people
"Hmmm"
>People start breaking the gates. Guards starts to open fire.
>a lot of people are dying, but they still successfully to break it.
>People get in. So do I.
>Meanwhile searching Kerenskij, I find a hooded figure. He takes me to somewhere.
>I start to feel slumber. I sleep.
>I wake up. It seems I'm somewhere. In USA? I don't know. I see a lot of strange people shooting each other.
"Eh. I'm hungry, and I have $5 in my pockets. Oh, I find there an Italian local restaurant. It may be shit since we may be in USA but I'm hungry."
What should I do?
A- Go buy food
B- Custom
Thank you for understanding why we did this and we hope to see all of you following the rules to keep this place a very safe environment.
-Gauche
Rocket
Administrator

345 posts 21 threads Joined: Apr 2017
12-11-2017, 10:37 AM -
#42
B. Go to Wendy's because that's much better than some Italian local restaurant
"You're mom gay." - Communism, 2017
"Why do we have to read the rules?" - legoson7, 2018
"Why are we still here? Just to shitpost? Every night, I can feel my loneliness… and my memes… even my autism. The friends I’ve never had… the social life I’ve never had… won’t stop hurting…you feel it, too, don’t you?" - Genghis Khan, 2017
"( ͡☭ ͜ʖ ͡☭)" - Skeletal, 24-25 October 1817
"Nigga I am in the past" - The Hoff, 2014
"Last words." - Clockworker, 2017
The Genghis Khan
Shitposter

697 posts 48 threads Joined: Jan 2017
12-11-2017, 10:51 AM -
#43
B. let's go visit the Vatican
hi there
BlueFang24


152 posts 4 threads Joined: Jun 2017
12-11-2017, 11:01 AM -
#44
(12-11-2017, 10:37 AM)Rocket Wrote: B. Go to Wendy's because that's much better than some Italian local restaurant

also order a kid's meal because you need the toy bad
Skeletal¹²³™


538 posts 16 threads Joined: Jan 2017
12-11-2017, 12:36 PM -
#45
"Yeah, you're right. Let's go to Wendy's."
>Goes to the Wendy's.

Blocky: Good day. Can I have a kid's meal, please?
Customer: OK. Wait a moment...well nevermind.

>Waits 10 minutes
>Customer gives food

Blocky: Thanks! Goodbye
Customer: Goodbye.

>Goes out, eats the burger and fries. And searches the toy.... oh wait. Didn't find it. Fucking scammers.
Huh, vatican? Sure.
Wait a moment.....I'm broke now. Dammit.
Well nevermind. Time to do something.
>Goes around searching something, suddenly finds a door. And behind that door there's another door.
What should I do?
A- Go to the door
B- Go to that door behind that door
C- Custom
Thank you for understanding why we did this and we hope to see all of you following the rules to keep this place a very safe environment.
-Gauche
The Genghis Khan
Shitposter

697 posts 48 threads Joined: Jan 2017
12-11-2017, 12:37 PM -
#46

>Goes out, eats the burger and fries. And searches the toy.... oh wait. Didn't find it. Fucking scammers.
Huh, vatican? Sure.
Wait a moment.....I'm broke now. Dammit.
Well nevermind. Time to do something.
>Goes around searching something, suddenly finds a door. And behind that door there's another door.
What should I do?
A- Go to the door
B- Go to that door behind that door
C- Custom


C- let's leave and find a time machine and kill hitler
hi there
Rocket
Administrator

345 posts 21 threads Joined: Apr 2017
12-11-2017, 02:09 PM -
#47
(12-11-2017, 12:36 PM)Skeletal¹²³™ Wrote: Blocky: Good day. Can I have a kid's meal, please?
>Goes out, eats the burger and fries. And searches the toy.... oh wait. Didn't find it. Fucking scammers.

The reason you didn't find a toy was because there's no kid's meal at Wendy's and no toys!

C - Go search the trashcans for the toy that you didn't get because it's Wendy's, not McDonalds.
"You're mom gay." - Communism, 2017
"Why do we have to read the rules?" - legoson7, 2018
"Why are we still here? Just to shitpost? Every night, I can feel my loneliness… and my memes… even my autism. The friends I’ve never had… the social life I’ve never had… won’t stop hurting…you feel it, too, don’t you?" - Genghis Khan, 2017
"( ͡☭ ͜ʖ ͡☭)" - Skeletal, 24-25 October 1817
"Nigga I am in the past" - The Hoff, 2014
"Last words." - Clockworker, 2017
Skeletal¹²³™


538 posts 16 threads Joined: Jan 2017
12-11-2017, 03:42 PM -
#48
"Well, your first ideas were normal, but now they are so fucking insane. Search a toy in the trashcans? Well, i'll try."
>Tries to find a toy in the trashcan
>Finds a toy piano
"Nice."
Ok, let's go away.
And....find a time machine? What? And kill hitler? Where do I even find and do that? Jeez.
"Did anybody say time machine" - I hear from someone.
"And kill Hitler....?" - I hear it from someone else
"Well, there you go." - I hear it from that guy
>Instantly teleports in Berlin, 1941, June.
Woah! Where am I... oh. Berlin. Sheisse! SS police coming! I'll try to remember my German lessons.
SS 1: Wer bist du?
Blocky: Ich bin Blocky.
SS 2: Was?
Blocky: Ich. Bin. Blocky.
>SS 1 pulls the toy piano out of me
SS 1: Was ist das?
Blocky: Ich weiss es nicht.
SS 1: Jetzt du musst hier kommen.
Blocky: Warum?
SS 2: Seid d-
Then SS 1 grabs Blocky by force, puts a sack on his head and puts him on the SS car. 
>10 hours later
Christ... they finally put off that thing. Wait, where the fuck am I. Science lab? Oh no. Oh, there is still my toy piano.
What should I do....
A- Risk your life by jumping off
B- Accept your face
C- Custom (You are cuffed)
Thank you for understanding why we did this and we hope to see all of you following the rules to keep this place a very safe environment.
-Gauche
The Hoff


896 posts 45 threads Joined: Jan 2017
12-11-2017, 04:52 PM -
#49
C. "I will fight in Russia for you all just dont experiment on me PLEASE!"
BL_ID: 42057

hello. if you happened to come back to this dead forum to re-read my forum games, i.e. The Vigilante, Infinity Tower, Criminal Business (for nostalgia?), you are out of luck. I saved each game to my computer in PDF form. Needless to say, these forum games are probably deleted. However, if you pm me on Discord (Oh shit, he#4107), I might be able to give them to you.

Why?
1. too much references to stuff close IRL friends or family will understand.
2. shit writing
3. a few things in CB prob put me on a list

So yeah.
The Genghis Khan
Shitposter

697 posts 48 threads Joined: Jan 2017
12-12-2017, 01:38 AM -
#50
C. "Ich bin der Führer, dummkopf, mein Schnurrbart ist weg"
This post was last modified: 12-12-2017, 01:39 AM by The Genghis Khan.
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