Jailbreak Forums plays Minecraft (yes this is a thing now)
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BlueFang24


152 posts 4 threads Joined: Jun 2017
12-23-2017, 05:03 PM -
#21
ok chop a tree and make wooden planks then make a shack
Skeletal¹²³™


537 posts 16 threads Joined: Jan 2017
12-23-2017, 05:27 PM -
#22
then build a dick made out of wood
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The Hoff


895 posts 45 threads Joined: Jan 2017
12-23-2017, 06:06 PM -
#23
(12-23-2017, 05:03 PM)BlueFang24 Wrote: ok chop a tree and make wooden planks then make a shack

(12-23-2017, 05:27 PM)Skeletal¹²³™ Wrote: then build a dick made out of wood
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I got some wood
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and made some more wood
heres the inside of the shack
and oh shit its dark
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and i also built a dick so long that i almost died when i fell off
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it had to be long so we can just look for a dick in the sky if we are lost
anyways
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doors get
apple get
baby trees get
crafting table get
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Skeletal¹²³™


537 posts 16 threads Joined: Jan 2017
12-23-2017, 06:23 PM -
#24
now dig a hole deep 3 blocks, put a dirt block above you and go cry until the morning
Thank you for understanding why we did this and we hope to see all of you following the rules to keep this place a very safe environment.
-Gauche
BlueFang24


152 posts 4 threads Joined: Jun 2017
12-23-2017, 06:31 PM -
#25
then kill pig and eat it ok

then make furnace
The Hoff


895 posts 45 threads Joined: Jan 2017
12-23-2017, 07:00 PM -
#26
(12-23-2017, 06:23 PM)Skeletal¹²³™ Wrote: now dig a hole deep 3 blocks, put a dirt block above you and go cry until the morning

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hello darkness my old friend
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i have come to talk to you again
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thank fuck its morning
(12-23-2017, 06:31 PM)BlueFang24 Wrote: then kill pig and eat it ok

then make furnace
you see tovarishch
to get furnace you need ston
to get ston you need a pikaks
yuo must learn to survive in cold russian wild
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there is no capitalist pigdogs, only small cocks
or in other words, chicken

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and oh we got a chest
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and torches too because we have coal.
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now we are in the game
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Rocket
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304 posts 12 threads Joined: Apr 2017
12-23-2017, 07:20 PM -
#27
Now dig a mine and fall into a cave and almost get killed from fall damage and then get blown up by a creeper in water so you don't die
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BlueFang24


152 posts 4 threads Joined: Jun 2017
12-23-2017, 11:45 PM -
#28
ok then make a heart out of pink wool it has to be at least 5 blocks tall also it has to have a diamond block at the center also you have to destroy the entire forest (because heck the lorax) also you have to build to the top of the world jump off and survive because you landed in water
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The Hoff


895 posts 45 threads Joined: Jan 2017
12-23-2017, 11:55 PM -
#29
yall asking for creative mode

update will be tomorrow
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The Hoff


895 posts 45 threads Joined: Jan 2017
12-24-2017, 10:46 AM -
#30
(12-23-2017, 07:20 PM)Rocket Wrote: Now dig a mine and fall into a cave and almost get killed from fall damage and then get blown up by a creeper in water so you don't die
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hory shitu a christmas chest

i make torches
i find a nearby mine hidden by a tree

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ok, creeper in water, check
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do not die bc water, no check
(12-23-2017, 11:45 PM)BlueFang24 Wrote: ok then make a heart out of pink wool it has to be at least 5 blocks tall also it has to have a diamond block at the center also you have to destroy the entire forest (because heck the lorax) also you have to build to the top of the world jump off and survive because you landed in water
cant do that without excessive use of cheats rn
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i will just write a reminder
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and yes i explored a significant bit of the mine next to the shack
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