FORUM GAME BY WARIO FOR WARIOS
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The Hoff


895 posts 45 threads Joined: Jan 2017
01-13-2018, 11:09 AM -
#21
"Your puny religion [insert Warden's religion here] is a joke. (((Judaism))) is almost done for, Christianity has become too backward and evasive, and Islam is a religion of not peace, but of terrorism. All other religions are irrelevant... except the Church of Hasselhoff. Join us, and receive the mighty blessing of the Hoff, or else."

If he denies, get all the Church of Hasselhoff members to mob up on the warden and beat/stab him to death.

Regardless of what happens, prepare to sacrifice Sonic and the Prisoner Twins (for rejecting the Church of Hasselhoff) to be sent to Ugandan Heaven
This post was last modified: 01-13-2018, 11:38 AM by The Hoff.
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The Genghis Khan
Shitposter

689 posts 47 threads Joined: Jan 2017
01-13-2018, 12:11 PM -
#22
(01-13-2018, 11:09 AM)The Hoff Wrote: "Your puny religion [insert Warden's religion here] is a joke. (((Judaism))) is almost done for, Christianity has become too backward and evasive, and Islam is a religion of not peace, but of terrorism. All other religions are irrelevant... except the Church of Hasselhoff. Join us, and receive the mighty blessing of the Hoff, or else."

If he denies, get all the Church of Hasselhoff members to mob up on the warden and beat/stab him to death.

Regardless of what happens, prepare to sacrifice Sonic and the Prisoner Twins (for rejecting the Church of Hasselhoff) to be sent to Ugandan Heaven

If they mob the warden, Sauron will summon his mace with the power of the ring he made with the tree, and go on a rampage and recreate Mordor
hi there
The Hoff


895 posts 45 threads Joined: Jan 2017
01-13-2018, 03:18 PM -
#23
(01-13-2018, 12:11 PM)The Genghis Khan Wrote: If they mob the warden, Sauron will summon his mace with the power of the ring he made with the tree, and go on a rampage and recreate Mordor

convert Sauron first before mobbing on the warden
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The Genghis Khan
Shitposter

689 posts 47 threads Joined: Jan 2017
01-13-2018, 04:28 PM -
#24
(01-13-2018, 03:18 PM)The Hoff Wrote: convert Sauron first before mobbing on the warden

no
i will convert you all instead
This post was last modified: 01-13-2018, 04:29 PM by The Genghis Khan.
hi there
The Hoff


895 posts 45 threads Joined: Jan 2017
01-13-2018, 04:59 PM -
#25
(01-13-2018, 04:28 PM)The Genghis Khan Wrote: no
i will convert you all instead

NO GENGHIS DONT POST ON THIS GAME ANYMORE YOU HAVE 665 POSTS YOU WILL CURSE THIS GAME
This post was last modified: 01-13-2018, 05:01 PM by The Hoff.
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Communism
Gay

804 posts 34 threads Joined: Jan 2017
01-13-2018, 05:01 PM -
#26
genghis post again
Я женщина.
The Genghis Khan
Shitposter

689 posts 47 threads Joined: Jan 2017
01-13-2018, 05:13 PM -
#27
do yu kno the wae of the davel
hi there
The Hoff


895 posts 45 threads Joined: Jan 2017
01-13-2018, 07:08 PM -
#28
(01-13-2018, 05:13 PM)The Genghis Khan Wrote: do yu kno the wae of the davel

oh

shit
this game is cursed now evacuate
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The Hoff


895 posts 45 threads Joined: Jan 2017
01-13-2018, 09:24 PM -
#29
(01-12-2018, 11:17 PM)BlueFang24 Wrote: Knuckles is done for, falling into the lava and going to Ugandan Heaven in accordance with the Sacred Scriptures of the Church of Hoff

wait a fucking SECOND

it's called the Core Tenants you fucking un-educated nonbeliever

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(some of these Tenants are outdated, as they were specific to Trogtor's Floating City 2017 where it all began)
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BlueFang24


152 posts 4 threads Joined: Jun 2017
01-14-2018, 02:35 PM -
#30
I'm going to give skeletal at least a day if he doesn't respond I will do something for him


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