The Adventures of Goldfish
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Rocket
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11-03-2018, 01:36 PM -
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(10-28-2018, 10:44 PM)The Hoff Wrote: Get the pitchfork then lucky-shank Bandit, I bet he has soft skin

The Hoff rolls... 10 out of 10! Ultra success!

You come out from behind your hiding spot and swim like a madman, to the point Bandit doesn't even know what's going on, and you grab that pitchfork and hit him hard on his side. He goes flying across the street and runs into the building.

It only does 20 damage to him due to your strength.

Bandit (yelling): You've done it now! We could've done this the easy way, but now I'm bleeding! Damn you!

O'Feck: Come on Riley we gotta go!

Bandit, now slowed by 2 points due to his bleeding, tries to chase after you still.

Riley: Look! There's the Amber Fish Station, maybe we can get them to help us anyways!

O'Feck: But we might get in trouble too!

Riley: I think this is our only way.

You guys swim past the police station with Bandit close behind, and the police taking a break outside realize that Bandit is chasing after you and he's injured.

Police 1 (Yelling): Stop right there!

The first Police fish tackles Bandit and puts him down.

Police 1 (To you): You too, come over here! Drop the pitchfork!

O'Feck (whispering): We're probably in trouble now too, they'll probably suspect that we stabbed him.

Riley: I can cover for you.

Just then, his fellow gambler fish come swimming down the street. Uh oh, we're out numbered. Bandit's being cuffed, and the gamblers come up acting as innocent as ever.

Copper: What's wrong officer? Ya got one of our friends, and I don't think he's done a thing.

Gambler 1: Yeah, officer, he wouldn't do anything of the sort, not that I know him. (Points to Riley and yourself) I bet they did this to 'em.

What to do?

1. Lie

2. Tell the truth

3. Custom
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Messages In This Thread
The Adventures of Goldfish - by Rocket - 10-02-2018, 07:40 PM
RE: The Adventures of Goldfish - by Rocket - 10-07-2018, 07:26 PM
RE: The Adventures of Goldfish - by The Hoff - 10-10-2018, 12:42 AM
RE: The Adventures of Goldfish - by The Hoff - 10-12-2018, 11:43 AM
RE: The Adventures of Goldfish - by Rocket - 10-12-2018, 06:17 PM
RE: The Adventures of Goldfish - by Rocket - 10-03-2018, 04:22 PM
RE: The Adventures of Goldfish - by Rocket - 10-05-2018, 03:45 PM
RE: The Adventures of Goldfish - by The Hoff - 10-07-2018, 02:44 PM
RE: The Adventures of Goldfish - by Rocket - 10-11-2018, 04:49 PM
RE: The Adventures of Goldfish - by Rocket - 10-14-2018, 03:48 PM
RE: The Adventures of Goldfish - by The Hoff - 10-12-2018, 10:28 PM
RE: The Adventures of Goldfish - by The Hoff - 10-16-2018, 09:35 PM
RE: The Adventures of Goldfish - by Rocket - 10-17-2018, 06:27 PM
RE: The Adventures of Goldfish - by Rocket - 10-23-2018, 07:31 PM
RE: The Adventures of Goldfish - by The Hoff - 10-17-2018, 08:59 PM
RE: The Adventures of Goldfish - by Rocket - 10-28-2018, 01:48 PM
RE: The Adventures of Goldfish - by The Hoff - 10-24-2018, 06:45 PM
RE: The Adventures of Goldfish - by The Hoff - 10-28-2018, 10:44 PM
RE: The Adventures of Goldfish - by Rocket - 11-03-2018, 01:36 PM
RE: The Adventures of Goldfish - by Rocket - 11-08-2018, 09:04 PM
RE: The Adventures of Goldfish - by The Hoff - 11-03-2018, 07:51 PM
RE: The Adventures of Goldfish - by Rocket - 11-04-2018, 02:00 PM
RE: The Adventures of Goldfish - by The Hoff - 11-06-2018, 06:50 PM
RE: The Adventures of Goldfish - by The Hoff - 11-09-2018, 10:03 PM
RE: The Adventures of Goldfish - by Rocket - 11-10-2018, 02:21 PM

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