Neat Snaps

The Tale of David Hasselhoff and his Struggle to Afford the Divine Hat



It all started when David Hasselhoff saw the Power hat, thought it was cool, then brought it with Glow.
Then he realized too late that Divine works with Power much better than Glow, but too late, he is 12k down the shitter
In a desperate cry for hits so he can riot and get the money for the hat, an interesting chat bug occured



Then he was stuck in Give or Take, impatient to get the hat before his money goes down the shitter even more.
Then, a guy was given death, but he lagged out of existence seconds later, causing laughter.



Then (not depicted), Razer riots (while David Hasselhoff was taking a tea break in the afterlife), so David went "fuck it" and did /hit motor 9000 since he's nice to Razer.



The hit got claimed, so David got left with only 363, then 423 left

Then he gets an idea since its over for him anyways.
The next warden screams "GOOD MORNING VIETNAM"
David says "first person to say "HELP ME IM GETTING VIETNAM FLASHBACKS"" gets his money



Razer was the first to say it