Jailbreak Stories

How to Win Last Requests - Episode I
In admin chat Viso suggested I do gun toss over the fence of Gefangnis. I did a short jump and toss, then the following guard jumped straight into the barbed wire atop the fence and killed himself.

I think I recommended that to you, not sure though lol. I do remember that I recommended that to someone

Razer set the round buff to minifigs, and oddly enough, they have jets. I was the last guard and I was just flying around picking off prisoners. They didn't see my shots coming. C;

I think I recommended that to you, not sure though lol. I do remember that I recommended that to someone

Ya I remember now it was you, fixed.

During a Gefangnis freeday, I asked Emo Jew to stand close to me (just in front of the armory entrance bit) to which I jumped onto his head, ran into the armory and killed him upon exiting.
My adrenaline was pumping, and he said he couldn't stop laughing - by far my best riot!

Warden said we were going to play stories.
I told him the only true story he needed to know about: the tale of a prisoner who wore a banana hat and shot the Warden.
He disregarded the moral of the story and kept going on.
He was then shot to death by a prisoner wearing a banana hat.

Title: The Generous Freeday

Story: Last night I did a freeday as warden since it would be the last round before A-Spec would shut the server down. A-Spec was even kind enough to do the /freeday command.

hey i was there with you

title: good boi
story: so i was being warden, but then they rioted, so i went to hide in the admin room, where a few other prisoners were. they did not attempt to kill me so i assumed they were good bois. so i said "u are gud bois" but i was then stabbed by a machete  

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Title: gud boi

Story:
so i was warden, but then the prisoners rioted. i went to hide with other prisoners, either i did not wep check or i did wep check, i did not think that they had weapons, so i said "u are gud bois" but then i was macheted by one of them afterwards