"Hey guys my brother, whose age I won't say, got onto my computer as I was taking a shit. I thought he was a good boy, but I guess not. It was all him who decided to RDM everyone. Please unban me. I'm innocent in this situation"
Fucking hell if only people can tell their story of how their "brother" got onto the fucking computer to begin with. Not only that, can't the retards be AFK before getting banned to at least make it somewhat believable?
Think about it. In the most likely scenario, your probably gonna see someone RDM until he/she get banned. Right after the ban happens, they suddenly decide to tell a staff member that their "brother" got on and decides to somehow ruin a game they don't even know how to play. Also, I'm quite damn sure at Ice's id (42431), he obviously played Blockland for a long ass while, leading to more fact in which he probably became AFK during those years he played Blockland. Unless that RDM was literally the first time his "brother" decides to suddenly go Hitler, I'm quite sure Ice should've learned not to let him get on his computer, because if his "brother" did that, then I'm sure he also made Ice lose a few friends over Facebook. If Ice actually decided to be AFK for a while after he got banned, maybe then the excuse can work better by 0.04%. Also, if the "brother" is the main problem, I still wonder why the fuck Ice decides to leave his computer out for what seems like anyone can just use it for free.
And why does every internet crime have to only be the brother? Why isn't there a sister in all the 50+ "brother" excuses I hear wtf.
This post was last modified: 01-23-2017, 12:46 AM by Redboner.
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