Jailbreak

i think i'll go with 3 stealth and 9 intel

(08-05-2017, 10:03 AM)Communism Wrote: [ -> ]i think i'll go with 6 stealth and 6 intel

Alright you will be introduced in soon

I'll take stealth 8 and Intelligence 4.

rocket, seriously, scream you need help, so I can SETTLE THIS CONFLICT WITH THAT KNIFE PRISONER IN THE RING BROTHERRRRR
no wait theres no ring

so our current team is this:
- sherif is the ninja
- I am the muscle
- Anus Khan is the NORMIE CHAD REEEEEEEEE who can get all the Stacies
- rocket is the nerd
- Commie is the nerd ninja
- someone should be the SANIC guy (having speed as his best stat) and it won't hurt to have more muscle guys

khan, you should keep seducing sugar and give her the mongolian dick that is so good it will cure her autism. Maybe she will give us keys and weapons n shit as rewards

anyways, i go to khan's cell and move the broken plate to see what is exposed

c. Since sugar always fucking asks me if i like her, tell her i like sugar

(08-05-2017, 12:24 PM)The Genghis Khan Wrote: [ -> ]c. Since sugar always fucking asks me if i like her, tell her i like sugar

give her the dick

(08-05-2017, 12:25 PM)The Hoff Wrote: [ -> ]give her the dick

hey uhm since im mod... how do i delete posts???

if i cant make mustard gas or meth im going to be very angery

Quote:Posted by The Hoff - 24 minutes ago
rocket, seriously, scream you need help, so I can SETTLE THIS CONFLICT WITH THAT KNIFE PRISONER IN THE RING BROTHERRRRR
no wait theres no ring

so our current team is this:
- sherif is the ninja
- I am the muscle
- Anus Khan is the NORMIE CHAD REEEEEEEEE who can get all the Stacies
- rocket is the nerd
- Commie is the nerd ninja
- someone should be the SANIC guy (having speed as his best stat) and it won't hurt to have more muscle guys

khan, you should keep seducing sugar and give her the mongolian dick that is so good it will cure her autism. Maybe she will give us keys and weapons n shit as rewards

anyways, i go to khan's cell and move the broken plate to see what is exposed

Rocket screams for his help (90% Chance that his team-mates can hear it)
Success! All of his mates heard it.
Hoff interviened with his really threatening fists saying
"HEY YOU NIBBA BETTER LEAVE MY FRIEND OR ELSE I'LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOU" (30% Chance to successfully scare him off)
Persuade has been succedeed!
The prisoner leaved.
Hoff with Rocket checks Khan's cell and moves the plate. He finds a hole that leads to Laundry

Quote:Posted by The Genghis Khan - 20 minutes ago
c. Since sugar always fucking asks me if i like her, tell her i like sugar

While Khan kept talking with her (+50 Friendship points, 60/200) until he said "Sugar, I like you."
(70% Chance to successfully make her like you A BIT aka +100 Friendship Points)
Success! 
+100 Friendship Points (160/200)

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Meanwhile Sherif and Communism discovered the group of escapists. They want to join really soon but Sherif is in isolation for now and Communism is being interrogated. (He's suspected of a theft).
What should Sherif do?
A. Try to convince the guard to get out for him
A1. Bribe the guard
B. Wait out
C. Custom
Meanwhile, what should Communism do?
A. Tell the truth ("I didn't steal anything!") (25% Chance to successfully convince him, while 50% Chance to make him doubt)
B. Tell the lie ("Ya, I stole everything")  (99% Chance you will go in isolation, 1% Chance that he will pardons you)

a.,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,

seduce sugar

really hard