Jailbreak

89. out of god damn curiosity you search for another person finder app, and search up the Golden Brick for whatever reason. The app shows that the tsunami washed the golden brick to some spot in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

find a boat or submarine, and some scuba gear, and prepare for the trip to the ocean.

90. kill sugar and rename her salt

91. Go to Sugar's Ribs restaurant located in Tennessee

92. rape salts dead body and get a sti

ninja'd

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93. go to the clinic to cure your sti

(08-08-2017, 11:27 AM)Rocket Wrote: [ -> ]91. Go to Sugar's Ribs restaurant located in Tennessee

holy shit it actually exists

new forum game idea confirmed: the roadtrip to sugar's ribs

(08-08-2017, 03:23 PM)The Hoff Wrote: [ -> ]holy shit it actually exists

new forum game idea confirmed: the roadtrip to sugar's ribs

yes because i was in Tennessee recently and i saw that place

94. the doctor says you have incurable AIDS

95. the golden brick will cure everything.

however, with all the time you spent shitposting, the golden brick has been washed up on Kiribati, if the Person Finder app made for the aftermath of the Seattle mega-earthquake is to be trusted. Regardless, steal a plane in Chattanooga's airport, bring the ribs from Sugar's Ribs with you, and fly to Kiribati.

96.
repeat everything from step 5 to 69, then repeat the steps from 9 to 7, then repeat the steps from 69 to 96, then proceed to repeat steps from 1 to 10, then throw a mouse from your house and repeat from step 69 to 95

97: Congratulations! You have the golden brick! Good fucking luck bringing you with a fucking gold brick to your homeland in fucking kiribati.




This is over. This bump was necessary.