Jailbreak

79. He teleports away and you realise it was an illusion, but you still buy a ticket to Washington

80. On arrival at Seattle, you will start to feel a very powerful earthquake. Go inland and on high ground to avoid the tsunami that will be coming in and flooding the shit out of the coast and destroying Seattle.

81. Locate sugar and rape her.

82. sugar is nowhere to be found in Seattle or anywhere nearby. Maybe she died in that 9.0 quake and 30m tsunami that occurred.

you hear a voice...

"Gaben" (a nickname for Gabe Newell)

wait for google to open up a "person finder" app and search up Gabe Newell.

83. Scratch that and use the person finder to find Sugar.

84. scratch using the person finder, hack into The Hoff's account and DELETE this THREAD

85. Find sugar and rape her

86.

87. All the shitposting that you all are doing will break the person finder. good job.

cease all shitposting to allow the person finder to come back.

88. this thread is deleted stop posting here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!