Jailbreak

98: Ignore 97, it's a scam.
Wait until there's 99.

99: Post a quick reply on the jailbreak forums to the "Off Topic" thread called "Jailbreak Forums Makes A Procedure On How To Get The Golden Brick" saying this hexadecimal code: 54 68 69 73 20 69 73 20 61 20 73 63 61 6d 20 61 6e 64 20 79 6f 75 20 6b 6e 6f 77 20 69 74 2e 0d 0a. This will be needed in later steps to reach the eventual goal of getting the Golden Brick.

Step 101:
Ignore the last 2 steps, all of these are just saying "Don't do it".
Instead, go to Washingon D.C., try to join the PAYDAY gang and do the Golden Brick heist.

Step 102: The golden brick is a fake, the real one is still in africa

Step 103. After somehow going to Washington D.C from Kiribati, you will come across a livestream of Donald Trump and the President of Serbia discussing the EU and NATO. In the middle of the discussion, the Serbian president accidentially utters a few sentences about the Golden Brick being in a Russian military base in Nigeria. Catch a boat or plane ride to the Nigerian city of Lagos, where the base is located. Be prepared for scammers and Russians.

Step 104: Russians and scammers surround you, violently shouting something in their language. You don't understand, it's some sort of warning. They come closer, up against you now. You'll scream and try to fight back. There's too many of them. You look upwards, and see the last ray of sun you thought you would ever see. It shines brightly in your eyes, pounding you with its bright rays. Something covers it, for a second though. The Russians get out there guns and are threatening you now. You here a loud sound, sort of like a helicopter. Maybe because it is a helicopter! A helicopter appears above you, a shady brown-skinned man is beckoning you into the helicopter. Holding out a hand. Yelling over the scammers and Russians. You grab his hand and he tries you pull you up. The Russians are pulling down with all their unholy strength.  Still shouting in Russian. They really don't want you to go. You kick them off using all your strength. You finally get pulled up into the chopper. He introduces himself:
"My name is Arnav, I'm here to help." In his Indian accent. You listen to him in deep thought. He tells you he knows about the golden brick and its location. He tells the pilot to fly off, back to India. He says it's in India, but you're confused by that. Where'd he come from,you think... why would he want to save me? You sit in the choppers back seat. The Indian man sits in front of you. You don't say anything but instead look out the open door of the helicopter. Looking at the sun, how you thought you would never see it again.


Quick summary: You find out the golden brick is in India.

105. Once on arrival at India, find the nearest designated shitting street and start shitting on it.

106. Visit 4chan and search for "Chink rekt thread". Do not leave. Survive.

Step 107: At this moment you may be thinking to yourself.... why don't people have more creative steps? Well because the jailbreak community is not creative. Now how does this affect the steps? Well, you have to think uncreative like a fellow jailbreaker does. Their uncreative mind cannot come up with better answers, and so can't you. You may be reading this step like... how the heck does this have anything to do with the golden brick? Well, you have to be REALLY uncreative. So, what I mean by this. Think like a jailbreaker and imagine the stupidest place on the world. Add a couple of dumb details aswell. Then, as you know what will happen by now, if you really are thinking as a jailbreaker, go there! You go there. Find the dumbest street and talk to the dumbest looking guy on that street in India. He says its down in a secret labyrinth and you'll have to fight the dumbest looking creature in the world. He says it has a pigs butt for a face. A spider head for its butt. For it's body, it has the most hair you've ever seen. Now you may be thinking, how am I gonna kill this creature? well, thats for another step!

Quick Summary: You find the dumbest street in India and talk to the dumbest person on the street. He says the golden brick is in a labyrinth under the ground with a scary creature in it!!