Jailbreak

70. bring the best hooker to a fancy clothes shop to buy her a dress so you can impress the Serbian government that you are not a single 30 year old basement dweller still living with his parents

but you dont know enough serbian to buy stuff

71. learn serbian, but to learn serbian you need to go to school so drive to school 130 km/h with animals on 

72. you are considered too old and foreign to be accepted in any school, so you must learn this phrase: "I do not know Serbian, please speak English" in Serbian or find a translator.

Step 73. Invent a Serbian translator

74. hire a Serbian-English translator person, literally nullifying steps 71 and 73. Now that you have the translator, buy some fancy clothes for the hooker you picked up with the translator's assistance.

bumped.

75. as soon as you were about to leave the store, someone teleports in from another game. Question the person about his teleportation methods.

76. shoot him and force him to tell where is the golden brick

77. you got the golden brick ok lock this topic now

78. it was a fake golden brick. anyways proceed to meet the Serbian president in the Serbian Parliament with the teleporting guy because why not.

"Човек са вама који може да телепорт зна за златном циглом. Познаје локацију, и знамо како да га добијемо. Једини наговештај за који вам кажемо је да га контролише прљави капиталистички милијардер и да је јако чуван и да је потребан снеакав приступ."

The translator says: "The man with you who can teleport knows about the golden brick. He knows the location, and we know how to get it. The only hint we are telling you is that it is controlled by a dirty capitalist billionaire and is heavily guarded, and that a sneaky approach is required."

the teleporting guy will tell you that the location is somewhere in Seattle, Washington.

this is getting ridiculous